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Laguna "President of a Wholeass Country" Loire ([personal profile] perfectplanning) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm

[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]


Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.



[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]


BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar

[The camera pans to another doodle:]


Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]


Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!


DISCUSS!!!

[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
menphina: (but now i'm out of funny quotes)

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[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Laguna, she adores you, but. What the heck. ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD. ]


... well, there he goes. Poor man's lost his marbles. That was faster than I expected it to happen.
trenchdoting: (looking to the side)

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[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? It must've been those bar burgers. That's what happens when you trust burgers from a place like that! Just don't listen to him, pal!
menphina: (and you'll never find a man)

[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I have, but not for burgers. When was the last time you slept?!
menphina: (like you're more evil than you meant)

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[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're the man with the cute puppy!

[ She remembers! From a long time ago! ]

— Got something against bar burgers?
menphina: (they're gonna know)

[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Gods be good.

[ She's groaning aloud, before a sharp look enters her eyes. ]

I know no one wants to sleep right now, but over burgers? What even brought this on?!
trenchdoting: (cheery salute)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I sure am, pal! Dick Gumshoe, the owner of the adorable and amazing Missile, at your service!

[But he frowns as he tackles the real matter.]

I've got a few things against them, especially with all the wrong ideas that guy's spreading up! Bar burgers have nothing against diner burgers, end of story!
menphina: (anyway so did you know)

[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see a difference between either and I've had them at both places!

[ America has them at McDenny's and they're tasty enough— though, she blinks at that. ]

Besides, being at a bar means getting drunk! Who goes to bars to have burgers, anyroad?
menphina: (i had to pretend)

[personal profile] menphina 2020-10-02 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ You'd better believe it, Laguna! She can be a terrifying matriarch when she pleases! Though that reply just gets a deadpan look out of her. ]

That's not really a friendly debate, that's just being stubborn. What's the difference, anyroad? All burgers end up in your stomach, who cares where they came from?
trenchdoting: (weird state of shock)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, really? You sure about that pal?

[That can't be right, because then they don't have anything to argue about! His eyes do light up as she goes on.]

Ha! That's exactly what I tried to tell him! No one goes to a bar for the food, they go for the drinks!
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[personal profile] lifewithnoconsequence 2020-10-02 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well....I can't lie that burgers and beer are a fantastic combination?
castcure: (Samurai - Oh Really?)

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[personal profile] castcure 2020-10-02 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well. That was a thing. A thing that Dakki, in her similarly sleepless and definitely over-caffeinated state, feels immediately compelled to respond to.

The feed looks to be coming in from a diner. She's wearing an apron. She looks like she is dire need of sleep, and is clutching a cup of coffee in one hand. ]


Surely not every bar burger. You're presuming a bar with a competent kitchen staff, and you're presuming.... uncharitable things about diners!
trenchdoting: (looking to the side)

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[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you're not lying, pal? Who specifically chooses to have a burger with a beer?
trenchdoting: (weird state of shock)

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[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[This argument is the one thing keeping him awake right now! There's bags under his eyes as he responds.]

Exactly! Those are all the kinda things I was trying to tell him, but he just won't listen to reason! He has it out for good, hard-working diner folk. I'd press charges against him if I were you, pal!
Edited 2020-10-02 14:11 (UTC)
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un: han_dy

[personal profile] showended 2020-10-02 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He has no strong burger opinions and yet.... he hasn't slept, either. ]

burgers are burgers who cares where they're from
trenchdoting: (angry)

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[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is the only thing keeping him awake, don't take this away from him]

Not true at all, pal!! A good burger can mean the difference between life and death!
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-02 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
mediocre food maybe
I don't really do burgers that much
they're greasy
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-02 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They are all Suffering, sometimes you start fights on social media to stay sane ]

I don't see how that could be possible
trenchdoting: (cheery salute)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-02 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything's possible when you believe, pal! A good burger can make you feel like you can live forever!

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