[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire

[perfectplanning]

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]

Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.



[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]


BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…

[The camera pans to another doodle:]


Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]


Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!


DISCUSS!!!


[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]

Comments

« video » un: matriarch

[menphina]

[ Laguna, she adores you, but. What the heck. ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD. ]


... well, there he goes. Poor man's lost his marbles. That was faster than I expected it to happen.

[VIDEO][un: l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

[LMFAO THANK YOU!!]

I have not!!!

I'm just... proving a point! That's all! Haven't you ever put together an evidence wall before?

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

I know, right? It must've been those bar burgers. That's what happens when you trust burgers from a place like that! Just don't listen to him, pal!

voice [un:harold]

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Well....I can't lie that burgers and beer are a fantastic combination?

[VIDEO] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

Thank you!!!

It's all about knowing how to bring multiple components of a dish together. The burger should stand on its own, sure, but having a lovingly poured, hand-crafted, house special beer just elevates it to another level!

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

Are you sure you're not lying, pal? Who specifically chooses to have a burger with a beer?

Video (un: dakkisigal)

[castcure]

[ Well. That was a thing. A thing that Dakki, in her similarly sleepless and definitely over-caffeinated state, feels immediately compelled to respond to.

The feed looks to be coming in from a diner. She's wearing an apron. She looks like she is dire need of sleep, and is clutching a cup of coffee in one hand. ]

Surely not every bar burger. You're presuming a bar with a competent kitchen staff, and you're presuming.... uncharitable things about diners!

[VIDEO] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

[Let the sleep deprivation olympics begin! Today's game: over-caffeinated and under-rested debate skills.]

I can concede that not every bar burger is better, but that doesn't take away from the ones that get it right and transcend the burger far beyond what any diner could do!

And it's not that diners are bad! I'm not saying that. What I am saying is that you guys have so much going on that it takes away from your ability to put that extra care and attention into one single dish! You can't tell me that you're not stupidly busy all the time!!!

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

[This argument is the one thing keeping him awake right now! There's bags under his eyes as he responds.]

Exactly! Those are all the kinda things I was trying to tell him, but he just won't listen to reason! He has it out for good, hard-working diner folk. I'd press charges against him if I were you, pal!

un: han_dy

[showended]

[ He has no strong burger opinions and yet.... he hasn't slept, either. ]

burgers are burgers who cares where they're from

[TEXT] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

["Not having slept" is pretty much the common denominator in this debate, so welcome!]

That's fundamentally not true! You can't tell me that you've never had your day ruined by a mediocre burger. Or by mediocre food in general.

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

[This is the only thing keeping him awake, don't take this away from him]

Not true at all, pal!! A good burger can mean the difference between life and death!

Text | un: music2myears

[afoolshope]

Wild-Duck Burger is better.

[That’s it, that’s the argument. Also, he’s 18 so he can’t go into bars. or can he]

[TEXT] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

Wait, is that the name of the place or is that what the burger is made of???

[Text] un: technogirl

[yamagishi]

I don't know if I can give my opinion. I never tried a bar burger before.

un: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

And you'll never have to, pal! Just stick with diners. That's all you need!

[TEXT] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

You can still have an opinion based on my awesome evidence!

That said, you should totally try one if you get the chance. Even if you gotta order takeout or something.

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

... dude. Man. I'm... I'm passionate about food but I don't think you needed to go this hard.

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

Right, he should have just given up while he wasn't ahead! No matter how hard he goes, I can go even harder! All for the sake of the truth, pal!

[VIDEO] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

Anything you're passionate about is worth goin' all out for!!!

Burgers, friendship, love... they're all valid!

text; un: percival

[vassalize]

[ He's squinting at ...whatever this madness is. Why is he always like this? ]

There's nothing to discuss.
Normally, I would advise sleep, but I doubt that would even help you at this point.

[TEXT] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows!]

There's plenty to discuss! There's an entire wall to discuss!

I worked hard on that!!!

Text | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

Hey pal, this is no time for sleep! This is time for talking burgers! If you wanna discuss something, come to the defense of diners! This is your call to arms, pal!!

video; un: r.shinra

[ruinedempire]

[Oh, it's this guy. Why is he not surprised that this sort of post is his very first one. Well, it's definitely humorous, and that's enough for Rufus to pitch in.

Despite never really eating hamburgers.]

I've never had hamburgers. [He'll just admit that right away, but.]

Perhaps you should hold a competition here. A group of individuals sampling a hamburger from both the diner and the bar.

Video | UN: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

Hold it, pal!! You've never had a hamburger?! [He looks shocked, and scandalized!] Then how do you know that you're even alive??

Y'know, that does sound like a good idea to settle this once and for all. Maybe you should be the judge, pal!!