prismatica | [BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO]

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]

Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.

[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]

BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…

[The camera pans to another doodle:]

Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]

Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!

 DISCUSS!!!

 [And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]

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[ He's squinting at ...whatever this madness is. Why is he always like this? ]

There's nothing to discuss.
Normally, I would advise sleep, but I doubt that would even help you at this point.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows!]

There's plenty to discuss! There's an entire wall to discuss!

I worked hard on that!!!

Yet your conclusion seems to neglect consumer satisfaction.
It would be better to poll those who consume burgers regularly and
see which type of burger is better preferred before you claim one's superiority through biased evidence.

[ Why is he helping him? He's probably been awake too long, too... ]

[Everyone is in desperate need of a nap. At this point it's just communal suffering.]

But that takes time and effort...

And not the fun kind.

Drawings are fun, actual statistics are a draaaaaaaag.

Yet you can't say your claim is indisputable without factual evidence.
How about this? A tasty burger can be accomplished by one set of hands so the amount of chefs is not as important as the quality of the meat.

Do you know where the bar burgers were acquired?

That's not bad, but I got one better:

My claim is indisputable because my heart-

No!

My very soul

tells me it's right.

There's nothing more indisputable than that!!!

Also love is the key to making a good burger, not the meat quality. That's basic chefology, dude.

Which bar burgers are you talking about???

That just proves your evidence is more biased than before!
Love has little to do with it!
Fresh Grade A meat from a cow you meticulously hunted yourself will taste better than something that's been in a freezer for over a year!

Love has EVERYTHING to do with it, man!!!

If you're going to hunt a cow, you gotta love the idea of going out there, finding it, tracking it, saying sorry, and then doing the dirty work!

THEN you gotta haul it back home with you and take care of all the other gross stuff. It's a labor of love!!!

Same thing with the freezer meat! If you love the burger craft enough, you'll find a way to make it work!

Love!!! Finds!!! A!!!! WAY!!!!!

Not with old, frozen meat!
It starts taste like the freezer it was stored in after a while.
There's also something to be said about how the cows were raised and fed.
Some can produce better beef than others.

You're following WAAAAYYY too deep of a rabbit hole!!!

Food that's made with love tastes good. Full stop. That's it. You don't have to get all up in the cow's grill!

Actually you kind of have to get up in the grill to make a good burger but you get my point!!!!

You can't make quality food with poor ingredients.
Love is not an ingredient!

Pasta made with spoiled tomatoes will still taste like spoiled tomatoes no matter how much love is poured into it!

Hey pal, this is no time for sleep! This is time for talking burgers! If you wanna discuss something, come to the defense of diners! This is your call to arms, pal!!

I prefer neither diner burgers nor bar burgers.
If I had to choose, it would obviously be home-grilled with meat I picked out myself that way I know exactly what's inside of it.

That's nice and all, there's nothing like the feeling of accomplishment after grilling something yourself at home, but that's not what this is about pal!
This is something bigger, something deeper
This is the most important battle between two types of places that prepare burgers!

And why exactly is it limited to two?
Shouldn't you be more concerned with universal appeal?
Not everyone regularly eats at bars or diners.

Because that's just the point of this argument! The universe can wait.
First, we have the clash between these two specific types of burgers!!
Even someone who doesn't eat at those places regularly should just know, with their brains, that a diner's a much more natural place to have a burger than a bar!

I can't say I'd dispute that.
A bar or tavern is more adequate for beverage consumption.
Most people visit them simply to intoxicate themselves.
There is less impetus to create tasty fare when your clientele is more than likely to be drunk while eating.

See?? See? You get it!
And even better! You not only get it, but you use really fancy wording to describe it
I could use a guy like you on my team, pal!
That's one of the points I was trying to make.
A bar's focused on the booze. The food's secondary, while a diner's all about the food!
That's the natural order of things, pal. It's the circle of life, and it moves us all!

Seeing as you two refuse to poll the populace properly,
if it comes down to a matter of a few opinions to settle this argument once and for all,
I would need to test this theory further by trying the two burgers side by side.

[ He wants to give a more valid opinion ...even if he's not sure why it matters. He's been up too long as well. ]

Hey now pal, don't go putting words in my mouth. I didn't refuse nothing!
He's the one who went all gung-ho bringing this to the network! But I'll have you know I've been racking up followers in favor of me!
But okay, fine. That sounds like fair deal. Try them out and see for yourself, pal!

Consider it done.
I will report back with a more proper opinion and put an end to this ordeal once and for all.

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