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prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm
perfectplanning) wrote in prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm
[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire
[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
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This is something bigger, something deeper
This is the most important battle between two types of places that prepare burgers!
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Shouldn't you be more concerned with universal appeal?
Not everyone regularly eats at bars or diners.
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First, we have the clash between these two specific types of burgers!!
Even someone who doesn't eat at those places regularly should just know, with their brains, that a diner's a much more natural place to have a burger than a bar!
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A bar or tavern is more adequate for beverage consumption.
Most people visit them simply to intoxicate themselves.
There is less impetus to create tasty fare when your clientele is more than likely to be drunk while eating.
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And even better! You not only get it, but you use really fancy wording to describe it
I could use a guy like you on my team, pal!
That's one of the points I was trying to make.
A bar's focused on the booze. The food's secondary, while a diner's all about the food!
That's the natural order of things, pal. It's the circle of life, and it moves us all!
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if it comes down to a matter of a few opinions to settle this argument once and for all,
I would need to test this theory further by trying the two burgers side by side.
[ He wants to give a more valid opinion ...even if he's not sure why it matters. He's been up too long as well. ]
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He's the one who went all gung-ho bringing this to the network! But I'll have you know I've been racking up followers in favor of me!
But okay, fine. That sounds like fair deal. Try them out and see for yourself, pal!
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I will report back with a more proper opinion and put an end to this ordeal once and for all.