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prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm
perfectplanning) wrote in prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm
[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire
[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
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[Well, really, he's saying that the crazy conspiracy board really isn't needed, you can just argue your case without string and photos?
But now that he's kind of backed into a proverbial corner--]
... I've never had a burger that wasn't from McDonalds.
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But not at any bars. Just try diners!
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And I'm not old enough to go to izakayas, not that they have burgers either. I like Western food I just never got a chance to try much of it outside of the stuff I've made myself.
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But don't forget, you're not in Japan anymore! This place has its fair share of diners. So the power's in your hands, pal. You can set foot into a brand new world!! ...And then eat burgers there and say they're better than bar burgers!
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[A beat.]
...Wait a second, but this is really important! We gotta prove that I'm right and he's wrong!!
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Wait, that's what this is about for you?!
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It's about joy, man. The joy you get from a job well done, and the joy you get from sharin' your hard work with others.
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When you put it like that, it just sounds so wholesome! That's it, that's what this is all about! The pure joy of eating at a diner...!
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That's what bein' a great chef is all about man!
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[Rin gives a dopey grin, showing off long canines.]
I own Nissan's Teppanyaki on Crystal Beach, and I've been cookin' since I was little.
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Teppanyaki, huh? That's a place I've been meaning to try out. I'm gonna have to make a point of it now. Now I wanna see how good your burgers are!
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