[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire

[perfectplanning]

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]

Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.



[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]


BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…

[The camera pans to another doodle:]


Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]


Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!


DISCUSS!!!


[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]

Comments

[Text] un: technogirl

[yamagishi]

I don't know if I can give my opinion. I never tried a bar burger before.

un: dgamshoe

[trenchdoting]

And you'll never have to, pal! Just stick with diners. That's all you need!

[yamagishi]

I'm sorry, I don't think I never tried diner burgers either. I can't give my opinion.

[What is this]

[trenchdoting]

That's okay, pal. Just assume that I'm right and he's wrong! It's as simple as that.

[yamagishi]

You sure? Because now I am curious to know the differences for myself.

[trenchdoting]

I'm really sure! You're better off this way. You won't have to worry about feeling any disappointment from a burger from some bar!

[yamagishi]

Then what diner would you recommend?

[trenchdoting]

There's plenty of good ones! If I had to pick one, it'd be Little Luna's. It's just a few blocks away from the Moon Knights HQ, pal!

[yamagishi]

I might have to try that out. The only burgers I ever tried are the ones at the mall from my world.

I know they have something called the Mystery Burger.

[trenchdoting]

You should! Expand your horizons, pal. Your burger horizons!

Ooh, the Mystery Burger? Now that sounds plain mysterious! What's it like?

[yamagishi]

It's suppose to be a burger where you're not sure about the meat. I heard it's suppose to test your courage.

Although, I never tried to myself. I only heard rumors of how it makes you stronger.

[trenchdoting]

That's even more mysterious than I thought! So it really could be anything?

And it makes you stronger? That's interesting! And here I thought it was spinach that gave a power-up!

[yamagishi]

If that were the case!

It certainly would make eating it more fun! I guess that is the fun of eating something mysterious.

I heard from a friend it does make one stronger. I'm not sure how though.

[TEXT] | [un:l.loire]

[perfectplanning]

You can still have an opinion based on my awesome evidence!

That said, you should totally try one if you get the chance. Even if you gotta order takeout or something.

[yamagishi]

It is really that great? I only tried the Wild-Duck burgers at home but they seem to be pretty good.

[She's only 17 here!]

[perfectplanning]

There's another kid here who likes that Wild-Duck place! Are you guys from the same world or something?

[Is Wild-Duck interdimensional???]

You both gotta expand your horizontals while you're in a different place!

If you need me to sneak you a bar burger, I'll do it. No booze, though.

[Problem solved! Because that's totally the problem here, right?]

[yamagishi]

We are! We usually go to the same place whenever we can!

[That and what else do they have when they're not fighting evil by moonlight?]

That would be great if you could! Although, I'm not sure if I can go into a bar.

[perfectplanning]

Oh, cool! So you're friends! Glad to hear neither of you are alone. I was about to get worried.

[Laguna you've literally known these kids for like ten seconds calm down they're not going to implode from loneliness.]

[Probably.]

If it's an underage thing, no worries! Usually there's a policy where you're allowed to sit in a booth, just not at the bar. BUT if they don't or if you'd rather not, I can pop in, grab some takeout, and then pop right out. No biggie!

Up to you, though!

[yamagishi]

I can go to the booth instead! You don't have to do takeout, I don't want you to go and do that!

That seems rude to do that to you.

[Especially over a burger!]

[perfectplanning]

It's no trouble for me either way! It's the perfect excuse to go out and get one for myself, so it's not like you'd be putting me out or anything.

But like I said, it's totally up to you!

[The burger is worth it...!]

[yamagishi]

If you want to! But it just means I need to return the favor!

If you do get me the burger, I'll have to give you something in return!

[perfectplanning]

Unnecessary! You're a kid, right? So, it's my job as an adult to make sure you're all fed and stuff. That's all there is to it!

What's your name??

[yamagishi]

I suppose? I'm almost 18 so for right now, I'm a kid?

I'm Fuuka Yamagishi. It's nice to meet you, Laguna-san! Thank you for doing this.

Now I need to think of making something for you.

[perfectplanning]

Oh yeah, you totally still count as a kid. Hands down.

And yeah, no problem! No need to thank me, Fuuka. Honest to goodness!

[yamagishi]

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not if I'm still a kid at 17.

You sure? It just seems so rude to not do anything in return.