[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire

[perfectplanning]

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]

Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.



[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]


BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…

[The camera pans to another doodle:]


Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]


Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!


DISCUSS!!!


[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]

Comments

[trenchdoting]

There's plenty of good ones! If I had to pick one, it'd be Little Luna's. It's just a few blocks away from the Moon Knights HQ, pal!

[yamagishi]

I might have to try that out. The only burgers I ever tried are the ones at the mall from my world.

I know they have something called the Mystery Burger.

[trenchdoting]

You should! Expand your horizons, pal. Your burger horizons!

Ooh, the Mystery Burger? Now that sounds plain mysterious! What's it like?

[yamagishi]

It's suppose to be a burger where you're not sure about the meat. I heard it's suppose to test your courage.

Although, I never tried to myself. I only heard rumors of how it makes you stronger.

[trenchdoting]

That's even more mysterious than I thought! So it really could be anything?

And it makes you stronger? That's interesting! And here I thought it was spinach that gave a power-up!

[yamagishi]

If that were the case!

It certainly would make eating it more fun! I guess that is the fun of eating something mysterious.

I heard from a friend it does make one stronger. I'm not sure how though.

[trenchdoting]

I wish I could try to see for myself! Now it's got me on the edge of my seat wondering what it could taste like, pal!

[yamagishi]

If I had to guess?

Maybe it could probably be anything! I'd bet it could make the meat taste like strawberries too.

[trenchdoting]

For real??? Strawberries?! I can't even imagine what that would taste like! Strawberry-flavored meat. I also have no idea whether I should find that disgusting or not!

[yamagishi]

But that's the fun of it! You don't know if it will taste good or not.

Although, I wonder has anyone else attempted it before.

[trenchdoting]

That's a good point! It's not a good mystery if you know you're gonna like the solution.

Your guess is as good as mine, pal! I'll have to ask around at restaurants to find out.

[yamagishi]

I wonder if I can try to make it.

[Fuuka, no]

[trenchdoting]

Hey, if you want to give it a try, just go for it, pal!

[What's the worst that can happen?]

[yamagishi]

[Sorry for the late!]

Then maybe I should! But I wonder would anyone be willing to try it.

[trenchdoting]

Well there's me for starters! I'm really curious about it, pal. And I'm sure I can't be alone!

[yamagishi]

You would?

You aren't afraid of what might happen if you eat it?

[trenchdoting]

Of course, pal! It's pudding and a burger. What's the worst that can happen?