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prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm
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[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire
[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]
Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.
[He clears his throat.]
Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.
SO!
I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.
[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]
BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.
Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar…
[The camera pans to another doodle:]
Exhibit B!
You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!
With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!
[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]
Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!
DISCUSS!!!
[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
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ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD.]... well, there he goes. Poor man's lost his marbles. That was faster than I expected it to happen.
[VIDEO][un: l.loire]
I have not!!!
I'm just... proving a point! That's all! Haven't you ever put together an evidence wall before?
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[...When he says that aloud, it sounds kind of bad.]
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[ She's groaning aloud, before a sharp look enters her eyes. ]
I know no one wants to sleep right now, but over burgers? What even brought this on?!
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It was a friendly debate over diner and bar burgers with Gumshoe! I'm just bringing my points to the public to get their opinion!
[A long pause.]
And also because I know I'm right and I refuse to let him win!
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That's not really a friendly debate, that's just being stubborn. What's the difference, anyroad? All burgers end up in your stomach, who cares where they came from?
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Friendly debate, stubborn... same thing!
And that's not the point! The point is the whole experience before the burger ends up in your stomach. It's about the journey, not the destination. It also so happens that a bar burger makes for the best journey.
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Whatever makes you enjoy it. I still don't see the difference. Unless it was made by someone I actually love, the flavour's going to be the same no matter where I eat it.
... [ She pauses. ]
Hold. Did someone you love have a bar back on your world?
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M...aybe.
That has nothing to do with this, though! I'm being completely objective!
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Are you sure you're not absolutely biased? Why, how scandalous of you, Laguna! If you were being objective, you'd at least try things out at a diner that wasn't so busy and judge it on that, right?
[ She's not letting this go now HA HA HA. ]
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How is that scandalous?! I've tried both types of burgers plenty of times and found that bar burgers are better!
I-If that's scandal, then what you're doing is slander! Slander!!!
[Just like a little kid...]
Video | UN: dgamshoe
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[ She remembers! From a long time ago! ]
— Got something against bar burgers?
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[But he frowns as he tackles the real matter.]
I've got a few things against them, especially with all the wrong ideas that guy's spreading up! Bar burgers have nothing against diner burgers, end of story!
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[ America has them at McDenny's and they're tasty enough— though, she blinks at that. ]
Besides, being at a bar means getting drunk! Who goes to bars to have burgers, anyroad?
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[That can't be right, because then they don't have anything to argue about! His eyes do light up as she goes on.]
Ha! That's exactly what I tried to tell him! No one goes to a bar for the food, they go for the drinks!
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And I'm not fond of the drink, so a bar's not going to win there. Think you're the winner here, Gummy!
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You really had me going for a second there, but I'm glad you made the right choice in the end! Welcome to the team, pal!