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Laguna "President of a Wholeass Country" Loire ([personal profile] perfectplanning) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-10-01 10:17 pm

[BACKDATED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DREAMWEAVER EVENT] [VIDEO] - un: l.loire

[The feed doesn’t begin with anything special. It’s just a room like any other.]

[Except for one thing: the wall is covered in papers that have been doodled on extensively. There are a lot of crossed out drawings, one or two mathematical equations that don’t really amount to anything, and a lot of red string connecting things together. There’s a decent pan over the demonstration as a whole before there’s a voiceover.]


Okay, hello! This is Laguna! Hope everyone’s doing okay during this whole not-sleeping mess! I think I may have a discussion topic that’ll hopefully keep us awake, at least until we can settle this debate.

[He clears his throat.]

Today I’m talkin’ burgers. Not just any burgers, but burgers from diners and burgers from bars. And when I say burgers from bars, I mean the superior burger. Though it seems some people want to disagree.

SO!

I’ve put together some evidence to back up my claims.



[Laguna holds up the communication device to a couple of drawings covered in the scrawl of either a madman, someone who’s seriously feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, or a terrible combination of the two:]


BEHOLD. The chaos that you’d find in a diner that has way too many items on their menu to focus on a good burger. Now, I’m not saying that they can’t make good food, but a place that focuses on too much at once isn’t going to have any special love for their burgers! Then you got a bunch of people working at once and if there’s any kinda miscommunication, it all comes tumbling down.

Now, if you’re going for a burger at a bar

[The camera pans to another doodle:]


Exhibit B!

You’ve got two or three people working together putting all of their love and effort into making something really special with their burgers. A delicious burg, some beer that compliments it, and there you have it! An impeccable dining experience where you’re surrounded by your buds and sharing some food that makes you and your tummy happy. It’s just an overall better experience!

With that, I’d like to position this to you, Lunatia!

[Laguna places the communication device on what’s probably an unsteady surface to focus on him and him alone as he prepares his final statement:]


Bar burgers are the best burgers and you can’t change my mind!


DISCUSS!!!

[And, right on cue and in what’s probably the only way to end this... whatever this is..., his device falls over, flipping the image sideways.]
trenchdoting: (glint in eye)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know all kinds of hip lingo pal!!
like LOL and ROFL and BRB
All the basics!!

Yeah, no pressure pal
Just something to think about! If you want.

Dogs are the absolute best pal!
But cats are fine.
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-07 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha those r definitely the basics alright

i'm guessing you're a dog person
are you sanguis? can you turn into one?
trenchdoting: (weird state of shock)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
See I'm a master!! ROFL

No, I'm not a literal one.
I'm actually an Iris.
So it's more rabbits and bats and stuff
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
👍 u sure r dude

ohhh ok cool
the iris animals seem cute
i'm hoping for cordis or sanguis
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[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Super sure! I even know BBL!

They can be cute.
Oh you don't know yet? You really must be new, pal!
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-07 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
lol that's great

even bats r kinda cute
but yeah i just showed up this last month
this dream stuff was a hell of a welcome
trenchdoting: (looking to the side)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ha thanks, I know I am!

Right, they can be pretty cute, especially when they're not sucking your blood!
I see. I'm sorry that had to be one of your first experiences here. All that dream stuff was really rough!
At least we're still here to tell the tale, pal.
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-07 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
wait, can iris become vampires??
that seems like a big leap

yeah i'm lucky i don't live alone
i was able to save my roommate but it was pretty stressful
it'll be over in a few days tho, right?
that's what everyone said
trenchdoting: (real headscratcher)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I know of!
I just meant like bats in general, you know?

Whoa. I'm sorry. But I'm glad you were able to get through that, pal!
I know it's not easy.
And yeah, that's what we're hoping.
Usually when this wild stuff lasts, it's not for long.
So we just have to ride it out and see what we can do to help each other, pal.
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[personal profile] showended 2020-10-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
oh ok good
i'd hate to be a vampire on top of all the other stuff

it was touch and go when i found him
but we made it through
good thing it's only a few days
i miss sleeping so bad
trenchdoting: (looking to the side)

[personal profile] trenchdoting 2020-10-07 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Right, we got a lot to deal with as it is, pal

Good to hear it, it's great to have someone to count on
Here's hoping. Hang in there pal!!
Keep on staying awake! If it helps, try
I dunno
The opposite of counting sheep?