text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Hi everyone!
My birthday is on October 11th!

My DMs are open!! (ノ*°▽°*)

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text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

i didn't know that. i got the perfect gift for you:



[Isn't it a great gift for a puppy?]

[arf]

Those are so cute!

[ He doesn't realize they're dog toys........ The dog theme though, he can accept. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

i can add in some treats too, but only if you're a good boy and don't piss on the carpet

[arf]

I've never peed on the carpet in my life!!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you sure. if you're lying i need to get out the spray bottle

[arf]

I'm not lying! I wore diapers as a baby and I know how to use a toilet!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you really sure taichi-kun

[arf]

I'm sure! I'm not wet anywhere! Promise!

[firstsaderesponder]

k

then i guess you can have a gift

you can have a shinsengumi sasauge

[arf]

Shinsengumi.. sausage?
What's that?

[ He wants it ]

[firstsaderesponder]

sausage from the shinsengumi

[He's very helpful.]

[arf]

Mysterious...

[firstsaderesponder]

[He sends over a selfie of him holding a sausage (because this merch apparently exists).]

do u want it

[Do you want his sausage?]

[arf]

[ The following text message is immediate. He doesn't have to think about it at all. ]

Yes! I want it!
It looks really good.

[firstsaderesponder]

oops. i finished it

looks like there's none left

[He sends over a picture of the leftover casing.

Taichi, you should've seen this coming...]

[arf]

It's a good thing my birthday isn't until the 11th!
You've got time to find more shinsengumi sausage! I'm a growing boy, I need it!

[firstsaderesponder]

oh no whatever should i do

[Can't you just hear how distressed he is on the other side.]

if you can catch a sausage with your mouth rn i'll see what i can do

[Sougo's thinking something along the lines of this. If it's bound to be entertaining, sure, he'll pay Taichi a visit now.]

[arf]

I only have lil smokies right now is that ok

[firstsaderesponder]

sure i guess

i can also get a sausage and throw it to you wherever you are

[arf]

You'll probably be happy to know I have worries about you learning where I live.

I can meet you somewhere!

[firstsaderesponder]

don't be worried. if i knew where you lived, i'd only do normal things like visit you, bring over home decor, use your place to hide the bodies, have dinner, that kind of stuff

how about greatmoon groves

[arf]

There's something very wrong with that sentence!!!

[ THIS IS WHY SOUGO CAN'T COME OVER AND SIT IN HIS HALFPIPE CHILL ZONE ]

Sure, now good?

[firstsaderesponder]

i don't see anything wrong with it. aren't you the one who wants to hang out all the time

[Hanging out doesn't consist of hiding the bodies, Sougo...]

yeah just gimmie some time to get the sausages

[arf]

I want to hang out, not have a "Weekend at Bernie's"!

OK, I will see you soon! I can't wait to put your sausage in my mouth!

[firstsaderesponder]

we'll have a Weekend at Taichi's if you keep talking like that

[Taichi. TAICHI. Please, are you not aware of that at all...but is it really so different than how Taichi makes a fool of himself?

Well, Sougo's going to actually have to get up off his ass and buy some sausages. He buys the same kind of sausage as he did before; it's the closest he could get to the Shinsengumi sausage here, after all.

But just because he'll get up off his ass doesn't mean he'll do it quickly. Sougo takes his sweet time shopping. Taichi would have likely been waiting at the park for a while before Sougo lazily ambles in with his sausages. And a bazooka.]