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[callmenines]

First time being active on the network here but I have been lurking quite a bit since I arrived. Thought I might find an answer to my question by doing so but my searches didn't turn up any hits sooo...yeah.

Anyway, here's the query:

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.

_{[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]}

Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.

goldfish.jpg

Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.

Comments

[panthered]

Ever since I moved to Japan, I haven't seen any goldfish crackers. But they were all over the place when I lived abroad. I remember eating them a lot as a kid.

Well, to be fair, I haven't really looked for any since I got here. Maybe they're being sold in specialty shops? If not, there's bound to be non-goldfish shaped ones we can crush up.

Unless Pascal is one of those kids who only eats certain shapes.

[ He's a roomba, Ann. You know this. ]

[callmenines]

It's not just the shape he's identifying, it's everything else. The flavour, crunch factor etc. I made him too smart. This is my own fault...

Maybe I could get him hooked on something different though.

[panthered]

We could probably find something close, but, it probably would be better to get him addicted to something that's actually here and easier to find...

And also something he can clean up off of the floor.

[callmenines]

Aha yeah...something that's easy to get. Maybe there's a more exciting kind of cracker...but I don't really know what's more exciting than fish shaped crackers personally. Or maybe a cookie or biscuit of some sort? Or chips...

Man, I'm making myself hungry. Well, y'know what I mean.

_{[He can't actually feel hunger.]}

[panthered]

Maybe there's something else that's fish-shaped out there? Or a different animal... like animal crackers? Those are sweet, but, maybe he'd like a flavor alternative.

Yeah, I do. Because now I'm hungry, too!!

[ And she can actually feel it. ]

[callmenines]

Oh animal crackers are a great idea!

Wanna get some?

[panthered]

Yes!! You're talking my language.

We can feed two birds (and one girl) with one delicious stone!

[callmenines]

Sounds like a plan to me.