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[callmenines]

First time being active on the network here but I have been lurking quite a bit since I arrived. Thought I might find an answer to my question by doing so but my searches didn't turn up any hits sooo...yeah.

Anyway, here's the query:

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.

_{[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]}

Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.

goldfish.jpg

Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.

Comments

[callmenines]

Technically he's a vacuum.

_{[Don't judge 9S for giving his roomba AI look he was lonely and needed someone to talk to even if that talking consists of beeps.]}

He does more than eat fish crackers...he just likes to. Gets him excited.

[killful]

Hahahaha! That's cute.
Most mechas I know just wanna kill me. [ ??? ]
Maybe I should get a cute roomba too!
Where'd you get yours? 😄

[callmenines]

Uhh...why do they want to kill you?

Oh, he came with the apartment I was given. It was in a different city though, not this place. I'm glad he arrived with me.

[killful]

🤔
Because I'm annoying! 😊

Cool! A human and a robot, bound by destiny! I'm pretty sure there's a book about that.

[callmenines]

I don't think that's a good reason to kill someone...

Oh no, sorry...you've got it wrong. I'm an Android. I'm definitely not human!

[killful]

Oh. Well I'm an Apple...

Just kidding! You can call me Bill.

[ He is STILL KIDDING. ]

Just for reference, is there anything you absolutely hate that I should avoid? I'm trying to raise my chances of survival.

[callmenines]

Well if you're human I can't bring harm to you even if I wanted to. That said I'm not too into being called a robot or a machine. Really not into being told I should be outfitted with "parts" I'm lacking as a guy.

[killful]

Alright, noted and stuff.
Any preferred politically correct words? Pronouns? Terms of endearment?

[callmenines]

Don't really know what you mean by politically correct...
I'm male.
Don't really know why you'd want to call me endearing things.

[killful]

We don't know what the future holds!
Thank you for your honesty.

Now about those crackers...
You think I could make those from scratch? I'm pretty sure you could buy them somewhere though.

[callmenines]

Are you coming onto me?

Um, maybe? I don't know I don't really know how to cook or bake. I've been looking everywhere to buy them though and I haven't been able to find them yet.

[killful]

Is that what it looks like? I don't know what I'm doing,[ he does ]but I can always stop.
I'd hate to make you uncomfortable 😊

Can't you download a program that makes you good at baking?

[callmenines]

_{[JUST...GONNA IGNORE THE WHOLE FIRST BIT.]}

Well...theoretically yes, I could. Baking is just as much of an art as it is a science though. Also I much rather just go buy them if I can. I'd rather spend my time doing other things.