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[callmenines]

First time being active on the network here but I have been lurking quite a bit since I arrived. Thought I might find an answer to my question by doing so but my searches didn't turn up any hits sooo...yeah.

Anyway, here's the query:

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.

_{[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]}

Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.

goldfish.jpg

Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.

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[callmenines]

_{[Ah...rip...]}

Why not? Fish are exciting. They're fun to catch, taste great and they make neat pets.

[reflectory]

[ f ]

I knew that humans ate fish, but I did not think Goldfish were among them.

[ And keeping them as pets??????? ]

This world can be a truly terrifying place.

[callmenines]

I'm not a human though. I'm an Android.
Um...if it makes you feel any better I've never actually eaten a goldfish before? Just the crackers.

[reflectory]

I suppose it does help a little, thank you.

What is an android?

[callmenines]

Sorry...if it's a sensitive topic my bad.

An Android is an artificial, mechanical lifeform, created in the image of mankind.

[reflectory]

Do not apologize. I'm still learning what is considered normal for the people here

I see! I always thought that if one was not a spirit then they were human, though it appears I was mistaken. Thank you for this information.

[callmenines]

A spirit? Like a ghost?