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[callmenines]

First time being active on the network here but I have been lurking quite a bit since I arrived. Thought I might find an answer to my question by doing so but my searches didn't turn up any hits sooo...yeah.

Anyway, here's the query:

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.

_{[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]}

Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.

goldfish.jpg

Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.

Comments

[koboreta]

Still, I think that's great. I've never had a pet, but roombas have an unexpectedly pet-like quality to them, don't they? I can see why you would want one of your own.

I don't remember much of the situation, but Yamato-san (its owner) was drinking, so he had to be stopped before Musashi-san actually went over the beer. He always talks about wishing that it knew how to bring him beer from the fridge, though...

[callmenines]

It'd need to have arms to accomplish something like that. My tactical pod could probably grab me things from the fridge though if I wanted it to, now that I think about it...

_{[Why are you giving him ideas...]}

[koboreta]

He's tried to have me set a beer can down on the top and have the roomba bring it to him, but it never works out that smoothly.

A tactical pod... I don't know much about robots and appliances, but do you build these sorts of things often? That's amazing.

[callmenines]

Well I didn't build Pod 153, it was manufactured by YoRHa...although with the right parts and tools I could probably build one now that I think about it.

I'm more of a hacker than a builder, to be honest.

[koboreta]

That still requires incredible talent! I'm not bad with computers, but I doubt I could ever do something like that. I'm impressed that you're so familiar with robots and machines.

[callmenines]

I'm an Android so it'd be weird if I wasn't familiar with them. I'll take the compliment though so thanks.