text; un @suohtamaki

[vanity]

greetings everyone! i apologize that i have fallen off on my blog posting, but i have found MANY MANY ACTIVITIES to occupy my time here. unfortunately, i have come down with a case of tunnel vision and neglected to be hospitable to my fellow residents in the interim.

so! i am having a little get together in two weeks (ง ื▿ ื)ว are you interested? it shall be hosted by three fine gentlemen looking for other equally hospitable persons who want to hang out in our appropriately decorated apartment. (chroma harvesting is not the intention).

i shall be supplying refreshments and hors d'oeuvres, though you are also encouraged to bring samplers and cuisine if you like! i am quite the sucker for trying new things from various cultures, especially the food of the laymen. i have amassed an extensive collection of doritos for this party, including some limited edition bags that cost me quite a fortune. please let's not let them go to waste.

also the party is pet friendly, all animals welcome! ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ (example: a bear, though perhaps only trained bears)

please let me know if you have specific requests for food, music, or activities.

sincerely Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→ suoh tamaki

❰ there will indeed be a party log on the 14th and there will indeed be many doritos ❱

Comments

un: hikaru

[irritated]

there's nothing refreshing about anything you have

[vanity]

if this is still regarding your vendetta against my tea collection, the diet green with blueberry is somewhat stomachable

[irritated]

so you're offering our esteemed guests somewhat stomachable fake tea?

tono...

[vanity]

but hikaru! that is part of the beauty of the party in question! it is a feast of the laypeople, where those who are of a more common class will feel comfortable, and those who are used to more esteemed fineries can experience a taste of something new.

and for those unfamiliar, the same is also true. consider it the theme of the gathering. (｢• ω •)｢

[irritated]

idea: we give away the fake tea as party favors.

every guest leaves with something to remember this gathering by, take the unfamiliar to their familiar home, and we show them a token of gratitude for showing.

[vanity]

THIS IS ACTUALLY A SPLENDED IDEA

better yet, i shall come up with a series of party games, so the more valuable flavors are given away as prizes. though, of course i wouldn't want anyone to go empty-handed.

i shall set aside some of the diet green tea with blueberry for you, though! (i won't tell anyone you've received such favouritism ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶)

[irritated]

wow!! great idea!! ╰(・∇・╰) who doesn't love games?

thank you tono. it'll be our secret

[He's tossing that shit so fast.]