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[vanity]

greetings everyone! i apologize that i have fallen off on my blog posting, but i have found MANY MANY ACTIVITIES to occupy my time here. unfortunately, i have come down with a case of tunnel vision and neglected to be hospitable to my fellow residents in the interim.

so! i am having a little get together in two weeks (ง ื▿ ื)ว are you interested? it shall be hosted by three fine gentlemen looking for other equally hospitable persons who want to hang out in our appropriately decorated apartment. (chroma harvesting is not the intention).

i shall be supplying refreshments and hors d'oeuvres, though you are also encouraged to bring samplers and cuisine if you like! i am quite the sucker for trying new things from various cultures, especially the food of the laymen. i have amassed an extensive collection of doritos for this party, including some limited edition bags that cost me quite a fortune. please let's not let them go to waste.

also the party is pet friendly, all animals welcome! ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ (example: a bear, though perhaps only trained bears)

please let me know if you have specific requests for food, music, or activities.

sincerely Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→ suoh tamaki

❰ there will indeed be a party log on the 14th and there will indeed be many doritos ❱

Comments

[justicedevil]

Well, you sound excited about trying them at least.

Pretty sure they're going to taste nothing like turkey though. Most of those flavors are never all that close to what they say.

[vanity]

i have certainly uncovered the world of the snack chips of the laymen and it's a very exciting world to investigate and be apart of.

i don't expect it to taste like turkey at all. not even like the congealed lunch meat that likes to be passed off as turkey...but i do want to know what exactly that fake turkey taste will taste like. simply salt? a little bit of a vague meat taste? i'm so intrigued!

[justicedevil]

Well, at least you only have two weeks to find out?

Though if I had to guess, maybe it might taste somewhat like the spices used for roasted turkey?

...Not going to lie though, I'm a little surprised on why you're so excited about it.