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[desadist]

hellllo~~!

gosh, i am so ashamed of myself for taking this long to make an important announcement. you see, i want to work on having my own brand here in this wonderful city! back home, i was a fashionista and i would love to be able to offer my services to the kind people here! i can even toss in some make-up tips, hair tips and, well, anything that might help you get out there.

making friends can be so hard in a new place and sometimes you just need to look really good to help feel better about yourself. or, maybe you want to look good for a date, but you just don't know how to do that? i'm happy to give people a hand no matter what. just don't be a gross pervert, okay?

my only payment as this point is getting my brand out there and some chroma as well. hand holding is just fine at this point. oh. i forgot to mention who i am! i am junko enoshima and i hope that i can work with many of you.

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[hopefanatic]

How benevolent of you.

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[ultralord]

can i pay u in gum??

( Junko Enoshima sounds like a name he should know... maybe he did know it at one point... maybe he saw it in a cooking show or something.
Either way, if he wants his grand plans to succeed, getting a makeover might not be a bad idea. Dress for success, or something! )

u better be p good at what u do
my look is my entire brand u know
if u mess it up... i might have to hire a hitman to take u out

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[witchwithoutacause]

if you do a real good job i might even give you a kiss ;)

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[spah]

So you're... a stylist?

[Honest question. He has no idea that this is a Job People Do.]

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[ringlette]

Wonderful! I also happen to be pretty passionate about fashion, and receiving tips from an expert would no doubt expand my horizons!

As for the payment, worry not - I love moonlacing and holding hands is no problem at all to me.

[desadist]

Right?!

Unfortunately, sen~pai~, I don’t believe any make up I give you will help.

[desadist]

Gum isn’t going to help a girl out with getting funds for new products.

[ What kind of offer is that?? It’s so stupid, but she isn’t going to say that out loud. She has to look as if she cares and wants his business! ]

Well~~

Where I am from, I am the High School Level Fashionista so I am the best that you are going to find. I didn’t become famous for just my good looks.

[desadist]

[ Woah! That is unexpected. ]

A kiss?! Really?! How kind of you!

[desadist]

Yes! Exactly! Although, I have done some modeling jobs and other bits and bobs.

[desadist]

Really?!

It is as if we are a match made in heaven! Perhaps you can even teach me something new because it is a job where you are always learning.

Today is turning into such a good day.

[hopefanatic]

I completely agree. Luckily I don't have any interest in you "making me up" at all anyway.

[ultralord]

high school level?
did u just make that up??

( Another Ultimate... This would make three, if she's actually telling the truth. )

i watch LOTS of fashion news and ive never seen u
you cant be all that good if thats the case :///

( If she is telling the truth, that would make one of them. )

[spah]

Huh. I just didn't know that was a thing.

[desadist]

Good! Because you can't fix ugly.

[witchwithoutacause]

what can i say i like to tip well

so what kinda looks do you work with?

[desadist]

Nope. It sounds pretty dumb, right? Like, what is gonna happen after high school?
Eh. Whatever, high school is for losers anyway!

[ Because there isn't one here as far as she knows. ]

Maybe it's some sort of world-time bullshit in that case.
Only those that know me from home would be aware of it.

[hopefanatic]

And makeup also can't cover up a bad personality. But I suppose that counts for both of us!

[ultralord]

nah... i just dont think ur as good as u think u are!

( Change his mind! )

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[herocomplex]

yo wassup newbie girl!!!
i'll get to the point
i'm awesome
and i'm pretty sexy
so i could model clothes for u if u wanted a male model
5'9" of PURE STEAMING HOT TAMALE RIGHT OVER HERE
HOLLA AT ME

butt also have u considered talking to my good friend
lottie the hottie
she kinda does stuff like this i think
u guys could collaborate if u were interested in having a partner
orrrrr
a rival?? maybe???
hahahaha

[desadist]

[ I am happy to teach you alllll about it in that case. ]

[desadist]

Awh, you're so sweet.

Honestly, anything and everything. I generally work with the latest trends because that is what most people are into.

[desadist]

A bad personality? Which one? My sad one is quite bad, I know, it can be so ... ugly.

[desadist]

Well, that is a pity! I can't force you to think otherwise.

All I can really is that it is a true shame.

[desadist]

wow! you seem very ... positive!
and think highly of yourself which is a good thing. not everyone does.
i would love the chance to work with you in that case!

i believe i've had the chance to meet lotte, yes.
she is quite a cute and interesting girl.

[witchwithoutacause]

cool cool. can i see a little of how you dress up then? totally not just fishing to see how hot you are ;)