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[desadist]

hellllo~~!

gosh, i am so ashamed of myself for taking this long to make an important announcement. you see, i want to work on having my own brand here in this wonderful city! back home, i was a fashionista and i would love to be able to offer my services to the kind people here! i can even toss in some make-up tips, hair tips and, well, anything that might help you get out there.

making friends can be so hard in a new place and sometimes you just need to look really good to help feel better about yourself. or, maybe you want to look good for a date, but you just don't know how to do that? i'm happy to give people a hand no matter what. just don't be a gross pervert, okay?

my only payment as this point is getting my brand out there and some chroma as well. hand holding is just fine at this point. oh. i forgot to mention who i am! i am junko enoshima and i hope that i can work with many of you.

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[hopefanatic]

How benevolent of you.

[desadist]

Right?!

Unfortunately, sen~pai~, I don’t believe any make up I give you will help.

[hopefanatic]

I completely agree. Luckily I don't have any interest in you "making me up" at all anyway.

[desadist]

Good! Because you can't fix ugly.

[hopefanatic]

And makeup also can't cover up a bad personality. But I suppose that counts for both of us!

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[ultralord]

can i pay u in gum??

( Junko Enoshima sounds like a name he should know... maybe he did know it at one point... maybe he saw it in a cooking show or something.
Either way, if he wants his grand plans to succeed, getting a makeover might not be a bad idea. Dress for success, or something! )

u better be p good at what u do
my look is my entire brand u know
if u mess it up... i might have to hire a hitman to take u out

[desadist]

Gum isn’t going to help a girl out with getting funds for new products.

[ What kind of offer is that?? It’s so stupid, but she isn’t going to say that out loud. She has to look as if she cares and wants his business! ]

Well~~

Where I am from, I am the High School Level Fashionista so I am the best that you are going to find. I didn’t become famous for just my good looks.

[ultralord]

high school level?
did u just make that up??

( Another Ultimate... This would make three, if she's actually telling the truth. )

i watch LOTS of fashion news and ive never seen u
you cant be all that good if thats the case :///

( If she is telling the truth, that would make one of them. )

[desadist]

Nope. It sounds pretty dumb, right? Like, what is gonna happen after high school?
Eh. Whatever, high school is for losers anyway!

[ Because there isn't one here as far as she knows. ]

Maybe it's some sort of world-time bullshit in that case.
Only those that know me from home would be aware of it.

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[witchwithoutacause]

if you do a real good job i might even give you a kiss ;)

[desadist]

[ Woah! That is unexpected. ]

A kiss?! Really?! How kind of you!

[witchwithoutacause]

what can i say i like to tip well

so what kinda looks do you work with?

[desadist]

Awh, you're so sweet.

Honestly, anything and everything. I generally work with the latest trends because that is what most people are into.

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[spah]

So you're... a stylist?

[Honest question. He has no idea that this is a Job People Do.]

[desadist]

Yes! Exactly! Although, I have done some modeling jobs and other bits and bobs.

[spah]

Huh. I just didn't know that was a thing.

[desadist]

[ I am happy to teach you alllll about it in that case. ]

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[ringlette]

Wonderful! I also happen to be pretty passionate about fashion, and receiving tips from an expert would no doubt expand my horizons!

As for the payment, worry not - I love moonlacing and holding hands is no problem at all to me.

[desadist]

Really?!

It is as if we are a match made in heaven! Perhaps you can even teach me something new because it is a job where you are always learning.

Today is turning into such a good day.

[ringlette]

It certainly is that kind of job, lovely mademoiselle!

French and victorian style clothing is within my area of expertise, but my love for dresses broadens to whatever bright and frilly article I can come across!

[desadist]

Those are pretty old. I have to admit, I don't believe a lot of people wear those types of clothes anymore. But! It would be easy to mix them up with the current fashion. Have a bit of style between the two would be a~ma~zing~!

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[herocomplex]

yo wassup newbie girl!!!
i'll get to the point
i'm awesome
and i'm pretty sexy
so i could model clothes for u if u wanted a male model
5'9" of PURE STEAMING HOT TAMALE RIGHT OVER HERE
HOLLA AT ME

butt also have u considered talking to my good friend
lottie the hottie
she kinda does stuff like this i think
u guys could collaborate if u were interested in having a partner
orrrrr
a rival?? maybe???
hahahaha

[desadist]

wow! you seem very ... positive!
and think highly of yourself which is a good thing. not everyone does.
i would love the chance to work with you in that case!

i believe i've had the chance to meet lotte, yes.
she is quite a cute and interesting girl.

[herocomplex]

well everything is going great in my life
and the things that aren't going great i just kind of ignore lol

so yeah
i've got no reason to not be positive rn

NICE OK
do i need to send a head shot or something??
how does this work lmfao

lottie is AMAZing i'm glad u guys already met!!
otherwise i'd have to introduce u two cause u have similar interests and shit haha

[desadist]

that is a smart way to deal with it!
i think. well, you just do you buddy.

a headshot would be wonderful!
oh, and also what sort of styles you know you look good in or you're interested in.
hell, you can even tell me what you look awful in.

great minds do think alike~!