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[desadist]

hellllo~~!

gosh, i am so ashamed of myself for taking this long to make an important announcement. you see, i want to work on having my own brand here in this wonderful city! back home, i was a fashionista and i would love to be able to offer my services to the kind people here! i can even toss in some make-up tips, hair tips and, well, anything that might help you get out there.

making friends can be so hard in a new place and sometimes you just need to look really good to help feel better about yourself. or, maybe you want to look good for a date, but you just don't know how to do that? i'm happy to give people a hand no matter what. just don't be a gross pervert, okay?

my only payment as this point is getting my brand out there and some chroma as well. hand holding is just fine at this point. oh. i forgot to mention who i am! i am junko enoshima and i hope that i can work with many of you.

Comments

[hopefanatic]

I completely agree. Luckily I don't have any interest in you "making me up" at all anyway.

[desadist]

Good! Because you can't fix ugly.

[hopefanatic]

And makeup also can't cover up a bad personality. But I suppose that counts for both of us!

[desadist]

A bad personality? Which one? My sad one is quite bad, I know, it can be so ... ugly.

[hopefanatic]

All of them are equally despairing and unpleasant.

[desadist]

That is so rude!

But, true. They can get so ... damn ... boring.

[hopefanatic]

Well you have no one to blame for that but yourself.

[desadist]

Or, I could blame the word for being so boring its self.

[hopefanatic]

You can't always blame others for something that's your own shortcoming, kouhai.

[desadist]

But I can and nothing can stop me! It's that or the people and I mean, yes, partly myself.

[hopefanatic]

Plenty of things could stop you, technically. But really this argument won't go anywhere so it's a little unnecessary and I don't feel like wasting the time.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing how you help our fellow moonblessed reach their full potential!

[desadist]

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Can't tell if being legit or not.

[hopefanatic]

I'm surprised that someone like me can hide anything from you. What a surprise!

[desadist]

Text is different than being in person, you know that.

[hopefanatic]

I guess! But can you really not read into text?

[desadist]

... Are you making fun of me?

[hopefanatic]

[He is.]

I wouldn't be a very good senpai if I did that, would I? And besides, I doubt you'd be offended by whatever weak thing I could come up with!

[desadist]

You're already an awful senpai.

But, you're right. I'm not easily offended.

[hopefanatic]

How harsh! And here I was doing my best to be supportive...

[desadist]

I didn't feel a single shred of support from you.