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[desadist]

hellllo~~!

gosh, i am so ashamed of myself for taking this long to make an important announcement. you see, i want to work on having my own brand here in this wonderful city! back home, i was a fashionista and i would love to be able to offer my services to the kind people here! i can even toss in some make-up tips, hair tips and, well, anything that might help you get out there.

making friends can be so hard in a new place and sometimes you just need to look really good to help feel better about yourself. or, maybe you want to look good for a date, but you just don't know how to do that? i'm happy to give people a hand no matter what. just don't be a gross pervert, okay?

my only payment as this point is getting my brand out there and some chroma as well. hand holding is just fine at this point. oh. i forgot to mention who i am! i am junko enoshima and i hope that i can work with many of you.

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[desadist]

Well, why not?

I basically am. I don't do a lot at the moment to keep me booked out.

[witchwithoutacause]

Saaame. Why work when I can get by doing w/e?

[desadist]

Life can get boring without work though! Which is why I'm picking it back up again.

[witchwithoutacause]

If you've got a job you like anyways.

[desadist]

Yeah, that's true! Sometimes you just need to make up your own job.

[witchwithoutacause]

I don't think 'pay me to just do whatever i want' is gonna work out too well.

do you think anyone here needs a courier?

[desadist]

it totally could if you try! people are gonna pay me to dress them up however i see fit ;))

a courier? hm. probably.

[witchwithoutacause]

That does more for them than paying me to sit around in my underwear eating potato chips. unless they wanna watch i guess.

maybe i'll ask around see if people are interested.

[desadist]

people would pay for that!! there is some weird thing going on where men like to watch girls eat. they can get rich from it.

i would use one to get clothing and such!

[witchwithoutacause]

Eeeh. Creepy men probably aren't worth the money.

anyways I guess i've got a customer for a respectable career instead.

[desadist]

but it isn't like they can do anything to you besides, idk, talk.
block them otherwise!

sweet!! it's a deal then.

[witchwithoutacause]

still don't wanna risk the creepedoutness. not that hard up.

[desadist]

i mean

that's fair. everyone has different levels to what they can handle.

[witchwithoutacause]

so you've got some experience. what's your level?

[desadist]

Given my job and having been a model, I've gotten the worst of the worst! Stalkers, people who write some really creepy fucked up shit. Y'know.

[witchwithoutacause]

I'd totally get myself fired cursing one of them or something lmao

[desadist]

Oh, some guys are into that though! They can be into some real nasty crap.]

[witchwithoutacause]

No I mean like turning them into a frog kinda cursing.

i mean if that's what you're into more power to you.

[desadist]

I can't say I am into it.

[witchwithoutacause]

Me neither. rather set 'em on fire and be done with it.

[desadist]

Yeah...

Well! We should organize a date to meet up and get this show on the road.

[witchwithoutacause]

Yeah whenever you're down for it!