u up?

[lifehacker]

yo dtf?

30/m/catboy YEAHHHH

I like Chroma, you like Chroma, when Moonblessed mash pissers it feels extra awesome.

uh if you're < 20 though ignore this, kinda fucked up to see teens around but they are horny little shitheads anyway so that works out great for the science aliens

[ Attached is an image of a naked white guy, reclined on his bed, black shiny cat tail just poking out the bottom of the frame suggestively; nothing can be seen down low, thankfully. But hey, abs, and his arms look nice. If you're into that? (Don't.) ]

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[lightthedarkness]

Um, yeah, they're locals. Is that a problem? [Usagi decidedly doesn't give their numbers out because, welp, that's creepy to do to someone.]

And yeah? I mean, we had a mix of ages, we all had to be a minimum of 18 but I think some of the waitresses were older. But you can always go to the cafe, if you want?

[lifehacker]

no way, that's fuckin awesome! i might get to see a real anime.
moe~
gimme the address and i'll go, could be fun.

[lightthedarkness]

[Usagi types out the address. The cafe always could use new customers, after all.]

What's your favorite kind of anime?

[lifehacker]

[ And he saves that, because maybe one day he feels less inclined to be a horrid fuckmonster, he'll go. You can't be horrible to goddamn Sailor Moon. ]

mecha and magical girl!
my fave is Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly. moe

[lightthedarkness]

I love magical girl animes! I haven't heard of that one but if they have it here, I'll check it out! [Usagi you ARE a magical girl.]

My favorite is Sailor V! Ever heard of it?

[lifehacker]

it sounds familiar. i might not have been able to import the tapes or whatever though
they got it here?

[lightthedarkness]

Man, I WISH! I miss it so much. It's the best, Pretty Sailor Soldier Sailor V beating all the monsters and bad guys in high heels. It even had a video game but that isn't here either.

[lifehacker]

that sucks
i've fought assassin women that fight in heels. it's crazy shit
heard it sucks in reality
whatever i'll look for something here. bet they have their own local media that's kinda similar

[lightthedarkness]

I've never heard her complain, not her, Sailor Mars, or Sailor Neptune.

[Was she being inconsiderate of the girls?]

I'll help you look, if you want?

[lifehacker]

fictional characters don't usually complain. they're created so people can do what they want to them
just for entertainment. soulless.

[lightthedarkness]

Well, the anime is based off the actual Sailor V, so is her video game. She's the real deal! She fought crime in England and Tokyo!

[lifehacker]

oh cool
there's a video game of me but for the wrong reason

[lightthedarkness]

Well, there ya go, you're not soulless!

[lifehacker]

you're way too nice.

[lightthedarkness]

Only until there's one cupcake or strawberry left!

But you should also be nicer to yourself!