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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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[mcring]

ratherbfishing

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ratherbfishing
Never thought I'd get sick of eating fish. #donewithoctopusforever #bringonthefries #crowsnest #eos #memories

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[ no one tell him ]

[sometimespawnskillkings]

icyblue liked your post. 32s

Honestly, it is very easy to get sick of.

[mcring]

Not if it's caught fresh and cooked well.

[ aka, if you have your own personal chef for a friend, and also a hammerspace filled with fishing tackle and too much free time on your hands. ]

But with that octopus festival, they really took it overboard.

[ It's a boat joke but also it's true. ]

[sometimespawnskillkings]

They sure did.

I mean, seriously, who even likes eating octopus that much?

[freshtilapia]

this post is offensive

[mcring]

[ UH... is it? Wait... does that person's profile picture have... fins???

Well, this is awkward. ]

Sorry

[cadeuces]

havemercy liked your post. 28s

That is the perfect face to describe how I also feel about octopus right now. Did your friend take this one too?

[mcring]

Hey, Angela
Glad I'm not the only one
And yeah, he did. He's kind of obsessed

[ With photography. Not with Noctis.



Probably. ]

[cadeuces]

Hello, Noctis. ♥ It's good to speak with you again.
He's a very skilled photographer! I believe I ran across his profile here as well.
It suits him wonderfully. :) You can tell he's passionate.
Do you take any photos?

[hoasen]

sen liked your post. 38s

If you're sick of eating fish, then what's next?

[mcring]

Meat.
Anything that isn't a vegetable.

[ See? Noct's not a picky eater. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. ]

[hoasen]

Not a vegetable? Not even cooked?

I love meat too, I'm just curious.

[concerns]

grandcypher liked your post. 1m

That's a shame, I thought the food was delicious.

[mcring]

It tasted good. I just ate too much of it

[ And whose fault is that, Noctis ]

Is that a hamburger in your user pic?

[ Is this guy a food critic or...? ]

[punshots]

quicksilver liked your post. 10s

hey Noct
did you know there's such a thing as deep-fried asparagus

[mcring]

Gross
Why would you share that?

[ What if Noctis eats it accidentally someday, thinking it's something good? Like that time he took a huge bite out of a mushroom burger? He didn't need more nightmare fuel. Thanks for that, Prom. ]

[punshots]

bc i want you to think about what your options are if you stop eating fish

[ There are more things in the world than deep-fried asparagus and fish??? Mostly he's just being a pain in the ass. ]

[adelphoi]

redmage liked your post. 40m

[petparent]

oracle liked your post. 3m

[bloodisthicker]

tarrlok liked your post. 4m

At least none of it was pickled.

[mcring]

You're right about that.
No way I'd touch pickled anything.

[ Noctis worked at a sushi restaurant for a while. He knows better. ]

[bloodisthicker]

Some pickled things are not so bad, but I feel like in civilized society where we don't have to concern ourselves with the threat of starvation we should probably retire the practice when it comes to fish...

[badluckblues]

qrowbar liked your post. 31s

i think i had that same hairstyle when i was 14. you must be a man of taste.

[mcring]

[ That old joke again? ]

Huh. Most people get better at styling their hair when they get old. Guess you're an exception.

[badluckblues]

think of it this way, look at what you have to look forward to