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[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[gluhen]

[ This app really needs a 'you're an idiot' button. ]

Why are you advertising us as chefs when we no longer have the cafe? What if they show up to our homes expecting to be cooked for and fed?

[hoasen]

Are you going to open another cafe?

[gluhen]

We'll have to at this rate. I'm not hosting this many people.

[ Though the method of acquiring that much currency here is a little suspect... ]

[hoasen]

It is a much better idea, you're looking popular. Siegfried as well.

If you need any help with setting it up, let me know as well, Percival.

[Also true, she got the Talk from Megumi.]

[gluhen]

There is no reason for you to yet worry over that. There is still much to learn about the ways of this city and its economy first before we decide to invest.

[ And he's not about to jump into the whole Chroma-creating business just yet. ]

[hoasen]

If you are certain! If you need anything, I wouldn't mind. You are right, there is so much to learn that it should be studied first before thinking if that is a good idea or not.

[She knows some are getting wealthy already.]

[gluhen]

There is also the matter of acquiring real estate and undergoing the usual legalities, which doesn't seem quite as straightforward in this land.

[ After all, he's no longer a Dominant nor does have his former wealth anymore. As far as he knows, this 'Chroma' is the only currency being used here. ]

Given the recent attack, it may be more beneficial to pursue another line of work outside of food service.

[ They don't know when the foliage is going to attack them again, after all. ]

[hoasen]

I wonder how much is involved in getting real estate. Especially with how currency works in this world.

[She heard a kiss can get you lunch. Then exactly how much is needed just to get enough for a house? How much do houses cost? Is Percival going to lose his mind when he finds out? They'll figure out a way, she's sure.]

We really don't have the hurdles we had to leap back there, no? What career path are you thinking of for here?

[gluhen]

I was considering joining the Moon Knights even if I have no fealty to this Moon Queen.

[ But he knows the ins and outs of being a knight. His only qualms is feeling as though the gestures would be empty when he has no belief in the person he's supposed to protect and fight for. It's why he'd left Feendrache to begin with. ]

It would be an ideal opportunity to learn more about the world and those who run it.

[ He refuses to get stuck overseeing a dildo store again. ]

[hoasen]

Oh! As a knight to fight for them, but as...how to say, for information and learning more about the world?

[It seems more he is doing this just for the money and the knowledge, which if fair because he is cashing in on the skills he has. And is good at. Percival would thrive in a place where he could be openly strict.]

Would that make you, more like mercenary of sorts? Even in my time, as much as some would fight for their country, it is still a job that requires payment.

[And his dildo store sounds like a story and a half right there.]

[gluhen]

Nothing so crass as a sell-sword. Our goals merely align. To establish peace and order. It's a basic imperative of every ruling body.

[ It may not be his land, but it doesn't mean he's going to let other revel in chaos and violence while he's here. There are certain people within he wants to protect -and even those he doesn't know, they shouldn't fall victim to ruffians, vagrants, and the like. ]

Though you are my vassal, I have no intention of making you join. You'd be more suitable in an area where you can best make use of your own skill set.

[hoasen]

It looks like you'll be settling somewhere more comfortable, unlike where we were before.

[It seems like he was more freely able to join this group, unlike how they had to quietly rebel back in Duplicity. She greatly prefers this for him.]

I'll think about it. When I say I allow myself to be your vassal, it doesn't mean I fight for worlds that are not my own. I'll have to give it a look as well, if to protect you and the others.

[She helps him because of him, and when she fights in these worlds, her goals may align with their governing bodies, but she does it because of her newfound comrades. It's something to think about, when it comes to being a soldier in this world.]

[gluhen]

I don't fully expect this land to be more welcoming than the last. There is a lot they're likely keeping concealed, and I intend to forge enough trust between us to find the answers I seek.

[ They've only just scratched the surface as far as answers go, and he has a feeling the Prismals know more about why they were brought here than they're letting on. ]

While I handle diplomacy and security, I expect you to gain information from the locals as well.

[loewenbien]

Then we'll feed them! Not like we can't, right?

[ Shut up Percy you know you wanna. ]

[sometimespawnskillkings]

You’ll really feed us if we show up at your home?

[After spending so many years basically only eating fish, Temple is not going to pass up free food if it’s offered.]

[loewenbien]

Haha, sure, if you're hungry enough! But Percy says we should wait until we're at the café!

... not that we have one yet.

[sometimespawnskillkings]

I’m definitely hungry enough.

[gluhen]

Well, we can't turn them away now. You've already posted the invitation. It would be too unseemly to do so.

[ He still has his chivalry in tact. ]

[loewenbien]

Aw, you're such a gentleman, Percy. I know you'd never turn away someone hungry!! It's what I love about you!

[gluhen]

[ L-love?! Too bold. The nerve of this idiot!! He almost dropped his device. ]

Aren't you being too presumptuous? I don't intend to feed the entire city either.

[loewenbien]

[ He does know that love can be used affectionately, right. ]

You would if they needed it though, wouldn't you? You're kind, Percy. Wish you wouldn't hide it so much!

But I guess that's you, huh? You'd be too much like Lancelot and Siegfried if you were too nice!

[gluhen]

What did I tell you before about not messaging anymore? I am not here to be dissected by you. At this rate, it would be more conducive to actually re-open the bistro than seating any amount of hungry visitors in our home.