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[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[illuminism]

I don't dare to dispute the claim. A pleasure to meet you, Megumi. If it isn't too much trouble, perhaps you can explain the purpose behind this ritual of 'prismagram'?

[menphina]

Ritual? Hehe, you sound so old-fashioned.

This is just how people share pictures! I learnt of it in the other world I was in. It was called Instagram there-

People just post images, and others like them. Some people use them for food and some to promote their art! Or themselves! Or their business.

People like pretty things to look at, after all!

[illuminism]

Ah, that does seem rather beneficial. I will have to remember that for my next performance. Shall I give it a try it now?

lucio

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♥ 21 likes

lucio
I won him at the festival for playing the game so often. Sandy will frown at me if I name it after him so I need a new name. #coiledheartsfestival #octofriend #sandy

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[menphina]

matriarch liked your post. 5s

[ Oh. Oh no this is adorable help her. ]

KEEP THAT NAME. SANDY'S PERFECT. CALL IT SANDY.

[illuminism]

Do you really think so? I suppose I will have to risk his upset then. Sandy the octopus does have a nice ring to it.

[menphina]

Oh, hells, he can deal.

You're talking about Sandalphon, aren't you? Then you should call it Sandy even more. It's a compliment! It'll teach him not to be a crusty sandcrab.

[illuminism]

Are you a friend of his? It's always nice to meet a friend of a friend's.

[ Though Sandalphon would object to that term as well... ]

I would not be so hard on him. I've heard he's quite the poet.

[menphina]

He flew me around to help save a few folks around here, can't exactly say we're friends, but...

[ He may as well be. She doesn't take too long to make friends. ]

Who are you, anyroad?

[illuminism]

Another one of the Grandcypher's crew members. You may call me Lucio. And you are Matriarch?

[ An odd name, but the erune do have an eclectic culture. Who is he to judge? ]

[menphina]

Bloody hells, nay
. That's my username. It's a title you can use to access this... 'service', and it can be anything.

But I am a Matriarch of my tribe. My name is Megumi, of the Utakata Tribe in Eorzea. And if you're from the Grandcypher crew, I'm obligated to tell you I am not an erune, but a miqo'te- and definitely not from your world.

Unless your world has all-destroying dragons called Bahamut that came out of a falling moon and changed the land entirely, of course.

[purport]

No.

[To all of this but especially Lucio]

[menphina]

No takebacks it's Sandy now!!

[purport]

He can make up his own name instead of usurping that thing others call me.

[menphina]

If he wasn't making it up, he'd just call it Sandalphon!!

[purport]

People call me Sandy so often, he thought it was my actual name.

So no, he didn't come up with that himself. He's thousands of years late for that.

[illuminism]

Oh? I thought you wouldn't mind sharing your namesake with such a revered animal in this land. It's a compliment.

[ Besides, Sandy was already outvoted. ]

[purport]

Unless you want it destroyed, think again.

[Like the points in Whose Line, the votes don't matter (to this guy)]

[illuminism]

A severe punishment for a creature made of thread and fluff, hardly deserving of it. Will you help me come up with a better name then?

[ If he really doesn't want to go with Sandy... ]

[concerns]

grandcypher liked your post. 1m

I agree!! It's Sandy to me now!!

[illuminism]

If Captain approves, then who am I to argue? Two votes for Sandy.

[concerns]

Let's go out sometime, Lucio!

Sandy needs a buddy or two, we can name them "Lucy" and "Lucie!!"

[purport]

Why are you encouraging this nonsense?

[concerns]

I'm thinking long terms!

Hear me out, Sandalphon! Apparently, it's hip to have a mascot for a cafe!

Why don't we let Sandy be the mascot for your coffee shop?

[purport]

...Really.

[Captain, please. Save him]

I'd prefer something more appropriate. Marine life has nothing to do with coffee.

Not to mention, it'd be cause for confusion when some of you call me that.

[illuminism]

An invitation from you is something I could ever turn down. The three of us should explore the land more thoroughly. I entrust you to effectively convince Sandy to attend.