Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2019-07-19 03:23 am
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[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

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[ She could do that, but the aerodynamics sound... wobbly.
Amanda sits up straight, picks up her phone, and heads to open up her window. ]
Wish I could give you a lift, but you might... not actually fit. Sorry.
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[She waves her hand to wave away the very idea- It's cool! For people who are not her!]
Th- Thanks, though... You must be really quick at getting around...
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Suit yourself. It's reaaal convenient.
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[Holy moly there she goes]
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If you ever change your mind, I can figure something out.
[ But horses are probably more terrestrial than humans, so she's at least... part that. ]
So how's everyone here treating you?
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[Hard pass, though! The shovel was an emergency thing and that was terrifying enough.]
Me? Mostly good? I was a little surprised, but apparently the native people here like Moonblessed a lot... and some of them have like... horns and tails and stuff, so I guess they don't mind the whole jinba thing... ?
I don't fit in some of the doors, though. That's not fun.
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I even grow like, a tail and ears during... certain times of the month?
[ Which makes it sound more like a period thing. ]
So it's not like you'll stand out as much. ...that does sound like a pain in the ass though.
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[It kind of feels like an estrus thing to Konoha, so... no complaints for the phrasing.]
What kind?
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[ Which is confusing don't think too hard about what her hair's doing. ]
And fangs.
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[Jeez, why does it have to be wolves... Konoha will just be over here, subconsciously clutching a bite-scarred forearm.]
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[ That's not the fun kind of freaking someone out. ]
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[Oops???]
I'm a little scared of wolves, but- I'm getting better at it! A lot of my friends do the wolf thing here... one even has a real one...
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[ Now she's just teasing. ]
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Oh, no- Not at all! Not like stinky like bad it's just, you know, wolf smell, it smells like wolves is all-
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[ Sounds useful right? ]
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My coat just changes color.
[And then there's the whole... going into heat thing... But she's honestly not sure yet if that was the moons or her actual breeding seasons yet, so.]
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[ The uh... 'heat' thing is definitely the most awkward part, more than the fur. ]
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[tell her about it]
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[ It had to come up eventually. ]
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