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[lumberlady]

[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]

Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.

[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]

Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.

If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...

Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!

I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!

[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

Comments

[thedarkbond]

Still, I don't want you to be bending over the whole time... [It seems like it'd be both painful and potentially something that would affect her ability to help out, so while there's only so much he can do, he feels like he can at least do a little.]

Anyway, I'll worry about it later, I guess. Just let me know when you're on your way that day so I can make sure I'm home and that you know where you're going.

[lumberlady]

Well, thanks... I will!

[thedarkbond]

Is there anything else you wanted to ask me or do you think you'll be alright until then~?

[lumberlady]

I'll be okay! I'm looking forward to it!

[thedarkbond]

Okay, I'll see you then.

[He makes a cutesy sort of farewell salute with one hand before letting the call end.]