[ And someone helped him, hm? That means he really was curious about what I was sending. He cannot help but laugh a little. ]
No. I only wanted to tease you a little, but to think that you had no idea what they meant... did you have to search for it? I'm sorry if you had to see something perverted to get your answer. [ Even if he already knows the answer, he likes playing this game, too. ]
[ Said like he was truly mulling it over. As it stood, two people weren't enough to back him up if things went sideways, no matter how strong they were. ]
I suppose that depends on what you have to offer me, doesn't it?
Oh. I have a lot of criteria if I am judging a person and their qualifications. But we're judging me... and that's much different.
[ Pfft. This person is fun.
If he hadn't done his joke of being shy one too many times, he would have said it now. As it stands, that joke has already grown dull for him to say. ]
[ It had taken him a moment to consider the meaning behind this combination of images. Emojis? Is that what they had called them? The just looked like tiny pictures to him. ]
Well enough, yes. As it stands, I think we can come to an agreement.
:D!!!
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your idiocy is spreading
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audio.
Hewwo. Is this better?
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If that's the way you truly speak, then no, not by much.
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You needn't take things so seriously.
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Ah, so it was meant to make me laugh, then?
[ It hadn't, clearly. ]
A poor attempt, really. Are you in the habit of sending lewd messages to complete strangers?
[ He asked for someone to interpret, Hisoka, HE'S ON TO YOU. ]
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[ And someone helped him, hm? That means he really was curious about what I was sending. He cannot help but laugh a little. ]
No. I only wanted to tease you a little, but to think that you had no idea what they meant... did you have to search for it? I'm sorry if you had to see something perverted to get your answer. [ Even if he already knows the answer, he likes playing this game, too. ]
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I asked my...
[ What was he supposed to call them? Certainly not by their names and definitely not 'friends'. ]
...acquaintances, they were kind enough to fill in the blanks for me.
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[ He's legitimately curious how that conversation went. ]
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[ There was something of a pause before Diego let out a soft chuckle, though it wasn’t particularly a joyful one. ]
Useful is the more accurate way to put it.
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[ How amusing. ]
How sad. They seem like they want to be friends with you.
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[ Perhaps he should feel bad, but he doesn't. Not even a little it. ]
I think they knew what they were getting into when we met, I'm certain I don't need to explain it to them.
[ One of them, at least. ]
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[ :D ]
So, how about it? Can we be friends? It seems like something that should be asked so we both know what we're getting into, right?
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I thought I made it clear enough just now but it looks like I have to be more direct in your case: I don't have any need for friends.
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[ How unfortunate. I hoped it would fluster him a little. Okaaaay. No friends, huh? ]
Then, what about associates?
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[ Said like he was truly mulling it over. As it stood, two people weren't enough to back him up if things went sideways, no matter how strong they were. ]
I suppose that depends on what you have to offer me, doesn't it?
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[ A soft laugh. ]
Aren't you bold to say it outright?
[ Of course, he's mostly talking about his abilities as a killer. But well... there's no reason to broadcast that everywhere, right? ]
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[ It couldn't be seen obviously, but he was giving a dismissive hand wave on his side. ]
I don't see any reason to tip-toe around it when the option to get straight to the point presents itself, do you?
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[ Pfft. This person is fun.
If he hadn't done his joke of being shy one too many times, he would have said it now. As it stands, that joke has already grown dull for him to say. ]
Well, since you've learned a lot...
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Get it?
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Well enough, yes. As it stands, I think we can come to an agreement.
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[ Hmmm. ]
Also, what I am best known for is being a magician. So if you ever need someone to entertain, I'm quite magical with cards.
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