001 | ( VIDEO. ) | JULY 30th

[pubertytwice]

_{[ The feed clicks on and shows a kid appearing no older than 13 seated back in a chair, curled knuckles against his face. His eyes look tired and expression rather thin. He's wearing a uniform of some sort, though pieces of it look tattered or stained. One of his legs bounces in his seat (aren't his shorts cute?) but after a moment of mulling over what to say, he leans forward, hands folding together neatly. ]}

I already lack faith in gathering information from anyone here, and yet, here I am with inquiries. Serious responses only.

_{[ What could this boy possibly be asking for?? Where is the best place to get ice cream? Hardly so. ]}

Has anyone has ever even attempted hacking into any confidential files that could be in the government's system that operates here? Alternatively, if anyone has ever attempted to assassinate the Queen?

_{[ Oh.. what.. ]}

If not, is there any place on this goddamn planet that serves coffee? Decent coffee. Every place here is a shit hole.

_{[ That's it. No thanks for your time or anything. ]}

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[pubertytwice]

_{[ God, yeah. His life is pretty damn weird too. ]}

It's confidential.

_{[ Mostly cause he doesn't like talking about this aspect of his life, let alone with a stranger who he certain wouldn't understand his work. ]}

But I killed a lot of people.

_{[ Okay, he's not joyful with killing, but he's proud of his work. ]}

[coolerjunpei]

Oh. Yeah, fair enough.

[Objectively, he should take issue with killing a lot of people, and don't get him wrong, he totally does! But there's no murder movie style boasting about just saying it like that, so that's-- something?]

So uh, information, huh? Pretty sure you have to get a government job to learn anything besides how special it is that we sprout animal parts sometimes.

[pubertytwice]

I don't have time for that. Making my own efficient plan it much more productive than following the rules of "the man" here. However, I've worked with officials that are much more important than a "government" so you could say I have a nice resume if I were to choose that route.

[coolerjunpei]

Hell yeah, stick it to the man. [Completely deadpan, but genuine enough. You do your thing, little dude.]

Is that "officials" stff classified, too? What are you, off-the-grid Batman?

[pubertytwice]

Something like that. I guess our family was rich like Batman.
I think most of us grew out of the vigilante kind of thing besides Diego.

But I mean, whatever helps him sleep at night.