001 | ( VIDEO. ) | JULY 30th

[pubertytwice]

_{[ The feed clicks on and shows a kid appearing no older than 13 seated back in a chair, curled knuckles against his face. His eyes look tired and expression rather thin. He's wearing a uniform of some sort, though pieces of it look tattered or stained. One of his legs bounces in his seat (aren't his shorts cute?) but after a moment of mulling over what to say, he leans forward, hands folding together neatly. ]}

I already lack faith in gathering information from anyone here, and yet, here I am with inquiries. Serious responses only.

_{[ What could this boy possibly be asking for?? Where is the best place to get ice cream? Hardly so. ]}

Has anyone has ever even attempted hacking into any confidential files that could be in the government's system that operates here? Alternatively, if anyone has ever attempted to assassinate the Queen?

_{[ Oh.. what.. ]}

If not, is there any place on this goddamn planet that serves coffee? Decent coffee. Every place here is a shit hole.

_{[ That's it. No thanks for your time or anything. ]}

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[pubertytwice]

Huh. Yeah. I mean.. that's probably why Reginald paid a pretty penny to own each of us. Knowledge is power, after all.

<sub>[ Five doesn't consider himself a good guy or Moira a bad person. They're both just people, doing what they want to do, so that also helps with any apprehension he has. It's not like he doesn't already have blood on his hands if Moira decides to use the samples for something considered bad.

With a rather chipper grin, he extends his hand to her. ]</sub>

Works for me. But I'll warn you, if I give you any samples from Klaus, you might find them to be pretty polluted with.. a lot of shit. I'd also appreciate being kept if the know of what you come up with if you're feeling that generous.