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[dj_jiraiya]

yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up

[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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[mcring]

Uh maybe not a whole day
But I'll take whatever you want to give me, thanks

[ He's got a decent appetite (for meat, at least) even when it's not Cordis, and when it is? Yeah, he's really good at clearing out the fridge meant for four+ people. So pretty bad, yeah. But he's not expecting this guy to feed an army of cats. Even just one free meal, Noctis would be grateful for. ]

How come your appetite's normal?
You figure it out?

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[forcecaptainorientation]

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[dj_jiraiya]

?????

[forcecaptainorientation]

[There's a bit of a wait on a reply and then.]

Sorry somebody helped me turn on voice to text you mentioned food what kind um how do I put in a ? oh uh erase delete Pretty

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[dj_jiraiya]

Might be better to just use the voice function in general. I’ve actually never used voice to text before myself. Turkey and roast beef sandwiches.

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[forcecaptainorientation]

I'm not sure what those are but they sound delicious. And sorry about the mess before. This communication device just has such tiny buttons!

[dj_jiraiya]

ok then ill c u soon

[Meanwhile, Yosuke is gonna have a meltdown. Don't worry, he's cool, he'll be fine by the time Pidge is over and they eat some food and... do other things.]

[dj_jiraiya]

wat do u mean? u just go around lookin stuff up 4 ppl?

[dj_jiraiya]

ya! ill have em ready 4 wen u get here then just kinda multitasking getting ready 4 wrk

[And address to his apartment provided!]

[dj_jiraiya]

man now idk if i wanna try those things... thought havin perma ice powers would be neat but...

[dj_jiraiya]

ur team and ur puns i stg

[dj_jiraiya]

[Noctis, just eat the lettuce at least, geez.]

honestly idk? a friend told me it can hit u hard or not that much n stuff. so maybe that also applies 2 the moons 2? like some days its gonna b normal n others not so much

july was pretty consistent and i got here end of june so i dun rly have a lot of exp yet on how this works tho

ill take the break from eating myself out of house n home tho

[dj_jiraiya]

You don't know what sandwiches are? Well you're in for a treat! Well, unless you don't like veggies. I put some tomato and cheese and stuff on them. But I mean, you can pick off whatever you don't like too.

[pidgeypidge]

Great!

Need me to bring anything?

[properprincess]

No, not quite. I don't think anyone has that type of time. I meant that I'm used to helping people. It was a bit of a duty for me back home.

[dj_jiraiya]

uh nuthin that i can think of?

if u got anythin u like on ur sandwiches that i mite not have, prolly that

[pidgeypidge]

I can work with that.

[mech_and_mutt]

I think it came with the speed. You'll probably be good with the ice magic.

Not like you can get any MORE cuddly or something, right?

[desadist]

Can we eat you?

[dj_jiraiya]

no

[dude wtf? He's just gonna stare at his phone in confusion.]

[desadist]

But what if a girl is reallllly hungry? And not just for food?
And I'm not talking about cannibalism either.

[ let her live. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

[Hungry but not for food or cannib-

Oh. Oh. He's just gonna die a little of embarrassment. What is with people and asking this?! Of course, he also doesn't know this girl so as much as the horny teenage boy in his wants to say yes...]

sry its...

im not rly on the menu 2day

[desadist]

o

am i really that much of a disgusting person...

[ nvm don't let her live. junko, of course, is going to the extreme personality changes just to ... make him feel guilty? have pity? because she's bored? who knows. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

huh?!

no thats not it at all!

just doin this 2 offer extra food not to

do that

[desadist]

hm

fair, i guess.

do you have anything besides sandwiches? they sound so plain.