Video | Forward dated to the 12th

[hammernhasslehoff]

Mal sehen, ob ich mich erinnere.... Otacon! I have for you an update on what the shift is for me, during Iris.

[The man ducks his head just a touch, and the base of what appear to be very large, very imposing antlers are visible for a moment. Apparently it would take a bit of effort to actually display the entire rack, just judging by the sheer girth of the base of those antlers. Less visible, but still obviously there? The base of a pair of fluffy, off white colored lop ears.]

I would show you in person, if you like, but I would need eh... A little bit of time to get ready. Leaving the apartment has become... a bit more complicated than usual. I am not clear on the anatomy of antlers, I do not think you can just file them down to fit through doors.

... Ah, with complicated in mind! Gabriel, I have a favor I would like to ask of you! I will pay you back, I have no button up shirts. Would you be able to get one or... three for me? I did not come prepared for this, I fear.

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[hammernhasslehoff]

[NEW PHONE WHO DIS]

It seems to be so, I'm afraid. I have broken the top of the door frame.

[mylawn]

[a secret]

might as well break the rest of it

[hammernhasslehoff]

[A secret that's gonna earn himself a nickname in the phone registry here, welcome to his contact list, mysterious stranger]

I will! Carefully, over the span of several weeks, as I replace it with a bigger one.

[mylawn]

I need to know where you are in relation to the door frame right now

[Are you stuck in it]

[hammernhasslehoff]

Not anymore

[Well that sounds not at all ominous]

[mylawn]

what did you do

[hammernhasslehoff]

I removed my antlers from the door frame

and the door frame from the house

[mylawn]

sounds about right

[hammernhasslehoff]

Would you like to help me with repairs?

[mylawn]

I think it's best if I let you handle it

[hammernhasslehoff]

Then may I have your name? I would like to add you properly to my contacts.

[mylawn]

Nope

[bye]

[hammernhasslehoff]

[GODDAMNIT.

HE IS GOING TO ADD YOU ANYWAY.]