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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] bratworth) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-04-04 02:07 pm

CASE 001 ♞ [VIDEO]

( The feed flickers on to a young man sitting at a table in the apartments in all of his courtroom finery. While he very much looks as though he's done his best to make himself as presentable as possible, there's no disguising the bags under his eyes. This is very much a man who has not had very a good night's sleep in a long time. )

Good morning. For those who I've not met before, my name is Miles Edgeworth. I was a prosecuting attorney from Los Angeles, California, in the United States of America on the planet Earth.

( Truly, what has his life come to that he has to make that clarification! )

I have been reflecting on the events that have occurred since our arrival on this planet, particularly during the festival. ( The plants had been bizarre and all, but he hadn't overly involved himself with them, having found other people more suited to what he has decided to consider extreme weeding. )

While I understand that the natives of this world might be more accustomed to free intimate contact between strangers, I consider it downright criminal that our food and drink at the festival might have been laced with substances that affect our behaviour without our knowledge or consent. If anyone suspects they may have consumed some of the contaminated items, I would be most interested in talking with you further.
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-04-09 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I mean that I wasn't under the chocolate's effects myself at the time, only the other person.
bloodisthicker: but i'm still not reopening your arena (that's rough buddy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-04-16 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
No, I didn't. I was a bit concerned about the sanitary aspect, honestly, so I tried not to partake.
bloodisthicker: instrumentality hooooo (let's gendo ikari this shit)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-04-21 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like they’re fine with proper supervision, but I feel like they’re much riskier in a busy festival setting like that than they would be in a more sedate setting where someone could keep an eye on everything. I’m honestly kind of surprised no one took the opportunity to slip sedatives in there so they could rob a bunch of people blind, at the very least.
bloodisthicker: i am going to arrest your friends k (ahahahahahahahaha)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-04-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, we do. Honestly, aside from the vines, things have been going remarkably smoothly in that regard...
bloodisthicker: there, i said it (your face is a huge jerk.)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-04-28 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I like to think that I did a pretty good job of dealing with them. I could freeze them pretty easily because of their water content, so I tried to help a few people prevent their apartments from getting too overrun.

[Sometimes he just kind of forgets not everyone is from a world where people can casually manipulate the elements...]

...I still couldn’t do much about the smell, though...
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-02 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh, right, I keep forgetting who I haven’t explained this to. I can control water, basically. Don’t worry about it.

[maybe he should just type up an explanation he can hand people...]

And yes, the vines smelled kind of awful once they all died.
bloodisthicker: a contemplative thinky face. (oh hmmmm)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
It’s a pretty common ability back where I’m from, so I don’t really consider it that strange. Admittedly I needed years of training to do it well and a genetic predisposition to be able to do it at all, so I guess the idea of worlds where elemental bending isn’t actually a thing isn’t that strange.
bloodisthicker: you sure about that (well this is awkward)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-15 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like that, yes... so if your family’s from the North or South Pole like mine is, you’re part of the Water Tribe and if your parents or grandparents or some ancestors were waterbenders, you can be born one, too. The same works for earthbenders and firebenders and their respective nations, too.

Granted, the actual science isn’t too strong on how it works, especially now that there’s more travel between the nations so you get more families where a waterbender might marry an earthbender or something and their kids can be either or just non-benders. Also, you’d think there would be some people out there with Air Nomad ancestry who’d be able to pull it off, but it’s just a few descendants of the last surviving airbender right now...

...oh. Wait. That was too much information, wasn’t it...
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-18 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely. Fortunately, our waterbending makes it much easier to use the ice and snow to our advantage rather than our detriment in terms of transportation, architecture, hunting, and so forth, so it’s not as bad as it might be if we didn’t actually exist.

Admittedly, it’s still a pretty rough existence if you don’t live in one of the larger settlements. I was pretty happy to move from the boonies to the capital, myself.
bloodisthicker: in your dreams, tarrlok... (my best lord vetinari impression)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is.

[it's so fuckin cool right...]

The North Pole is kind of a spiritual center, so the city essentially sprung up around it.
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-05-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... no, it’s fine. I started rambling a bit, and I think I might be getting a bit homesick. I’ll have to ask you about where you’re from some other time...
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2019-06-04 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we all tend to think the familiar is less interesting than the unknown, don’t we? I’m sure I wouldn’t be bored.

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