text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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Comments

[img un; oniichan]

[immature]

[is... is this how people make friends here??? here's a butt, then...]

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[freshtilapia]

Clearly this butt needs exercise. No definition. But I applaud the effort. 3/10

[immature]

[ouch]

i mean youre right
but i guess wearing sweatpants isnt the best way to get a good ass pic

[freshtilapia]

Have you ever tried tights? Leather? Maybe if you take a new photo in either, I could give you a higher rating. But those sweatpants do look comfortable.

[immature]

last time i wore tights i was in gradeschool and dancing ballet
never tried leather though

[freshtilapia]

I know a place to get good ones on the first level! Though I did find some of dubious quality around where I work in Level 3.

[immature]

guess it wouldnt hurt to try some on
whered you go?

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[nonehorse]

Did you...Ask someone to take a picture of you? That's the only explanation I have for this angle.

[Notice the lack of rating. Sorry buddy, he's being polite here, and politeness isn't always honest.]

[immature]

i set up my bracelet to record a video then took a still image from the video
something like that
theyre pretty neat!

[he's never done this before. he's trying to fit in because that's important to him!]

[nonehorse]

That's actually very clever! I didn't know that we had that capability, to be honest; there's nothing like this where I'm from, unless you count very expensive polaroid cameras. Are you good with technology, then?

[It's alright, he knows what it's like to be a kid who can't fit in quite so easily. Gentle diversion and positivity should work, right??]

[immature]

hmmm i wouldnt say that
i do know a little about it though
back at home technologys a really big thing

[nonehorse]

The point is that you're better with it than I am, since I've learned a new thing from you today! I guess, with all of the technology here, that you must be settling in pretty well? I'm still finding it hard to deal with apartment decoration and things like that, but I'm managing...I'm a little jealous of you, to be honest!

[immature]

[...someone's jealous of him? for that?]

well uh im no computer whiz or anything
but if you ever want a little help you can ask me
ill let you know what i know!

[coasts]

where is it

[immature]

ok i get it i dont have an ass
do you wanna rub some more salt in the wound

[coasts]

if you wanna get ppls attention you gotta wear tighter pants
thats all i gotta say

[immature]

tight pants arent comfy

[coasts]

but they look good

[immature]

thats what beauty is
right i remember now
hurting yourself so that you can look good

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[getstoned]

[ alright, alright... everyone done taking shots at this poor kid? jolyne will help, it's only right in this situation. good luck oso. ]

y'all fuckin savage js

but let's see where to start here
first of all my guy, sweatpants are not your friend for a shot like this
some people have an ass that can work it
but you're not one of those people

idk wtf going on down there tbh
for someone like you maybe
something form-fitting to give a life or some shit

so better luck next time kiddo
you'll get there

[immature]

[whoa. actual critique? what even is this...]

it was mostly a joke anyway

[no, it was desperation to fit in]

sweatpants are comfy and what i sleep in
if i ever wear something er
"form-fitting"
ill take another pic

[or not because this was so humiliating]

[getstoned]

[ you have her sympathies, you poor lost child ]

sure okay

yeah, like give up on life pants are comfy as shit
but theyre only good for like chillin on the couch or something right?

i've had a lot of time to mess with my clothes
make adjustments to get shit the way i like
so it's good to share the info

so don't be afraid to find what's going to flatter your best parts

[immature]

how do i know what my best parts are

[HELP]

[getstoned]

shit idk
like its the features people focus on the most right???

or maybe even the parts of you you like the best

check yourself out naked explore a little

[immature]

[that sounds supremely embarrassing.

but it also sounds like something popular kids might do]

all right!
ill do it!