text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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Comments

[antipatheia]

i would highly consider it

[oomfies]

"consider it"? What else do you want other than to clearly bother me??

[antipatheia]

youre fun
do i need a better reason ?
i might even consider giving you a higher rating

[oomfies]

[ Huh..... Interesting. Instead of an actual reply, suddenly Diego will find himself unblocked from Lottie's page! ]

[antipatheia]

five wasnt sufficient ?
youre just being greedy now

[oomfies]

and you're just lying!
If you want to reach me my PO box is on my website for all fan letters xoxo

[antipatheia]

i think perhaps i can settle for
just hanging your picture on my wall
if i look a it longer maybe i can bring myself to
give you a better rating

[oomfies]

uhh what
don't jack it to my photo dude!!!

[antipatheia]

that certainly wasnt the plan
but now that youve suggested it
i might consider that

[oomfies]

oh god why did you make it sound like that????
Don't jack it please don't

[antipatheia]

would you rather help me ?

[oomfies]

..ok for a 10 I'll consider it

[antipatheia]

am i rating your performance
or your assets ?

[oomfies]

performance?? Tf No dude I'm not yelp
My assets. the thing that started all this
Don't play coy!

[antipatheia]

you would really go that far for a better review
?

[oomfies]

hell no!!!
but you've been giving me signals from outer space and I've thought abt it
Also you never fucking called me so

[antipatheia]

i was supposed to call you ?

[oomfies]

......
k I'm reporting myself so i can get this thread deleted
You're staying blocked btw!

[antipatheia]

keep me blocked then
ive already got the picture
thats all i need

[oomfies]

omg great! so glad that's all you need!
have fun trying to find more material for your spank bank when i figure out your ip address bitch!

[antipatheia]

i dont need more
this is plenty

[oomfies]

stop telling me that!!!

[antipatheia]

im having fun
why would i stop ?
the offer still stands if you change your mind and want to help

[oomfies]

oh? you do? you want my help?? well TOO BAD
my demands changed i don't want a 10/10 rating
if you want me to touch your gross body i want a hyper stylized dick pic
that's aesthetically pleasing and won't make me gag from hate
posted HERE on a public forum

[antipatheia]

i didnt say i wanted it
its more that i would accept it
but why would you want a picture of something youve already seen
not when you have the option to see it in person