text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

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Comments

[nobodylikeshim]

thank you for your approval! i was a little worried that it was a little too cheeky. 🍑

[oomfies]

ok I think as a unit everyone is ok with you being cheeky
because you seem funny and also the only other person I've seen use emojis
but no one is ok with that Diego dude being cheeky!
ass out or otherwise!

[nobodylikeshim]

Really?? I'm truly blessed. 😌😌😌
I'm trying to spread the use of emoji. 😖 😞 😟
I don't know why people don't use them. 😐 😑 😶
They're so much fun. 😛 😜 😝

Aw, my associate is just a little diamond in the rough~ ⭐️ 🌟 ✨
Did he hurt you? 👎 👎 👎
Shall I apologize for him? 😇😇😇

[oomfies]

cuz i think half the ppl here don't even know what they are
had to explain what the eggplant and peach emoji was to someone for example
made me feel sooooo old

ur his friend???? willingly????? uhhh
idk.. I'm currently anon so if I say anything it'll out me
Not to anyone else but like he'll know.. well he probably does anyway
if u kno any secrets of his I'll take it otherwise don't bother!

[nobodylikeshim]

I see.
We 👏 should 👏 have 👏 a 👏 seminar!
Did you? 👀
But isn't there something fun in it, instead?
The innocent eyes of people suddenly opening!
👌 👈 like this!

Yes, yes.
Ah, that's fair~
Hmmm, any secrets, hm??
Ah, I have one!!
He makes the cutest expressions when he's annoyed. 😗 😙 😚
Like an angry kitten. 😾 😾 😾

[oomfies]

fuck no if they don't know abt that shit that's their fault!
and ya i did but everyone else outside of the 1 person i helped can go google it

ewwww you think he's cute?
like a kitten?? boooooo
can't support that!
that isn't even a secret tho I already knew that
i had his body for like a day it was pretty 👌 👈

[nobodylikeshim]

Anon is heartless.
I like that. 😍 😘 🥰
Have you had people ask you to step on them?

Aw --
Ah?
How did you get his body? 👀👀👀👀
That sounds like a fun story -- wait! That was with the festival, right?
I didn't get to change with anyone! 😢 😭 😦 😧
Hey, hey? Did you take a peek? 🍆🍆🍆

[oomfies]

it's just emojis idgaf! call me heartless or whatever
i'm not their mom. and jokingly yes seriously no

Also yeah I hated that stupid festival. It sucked..
Being stuck in his body ruined my perfect golden hour pic for the gram
Be glad you didn't though once I realized what was going on I was hyperaware of everything
But ya duh lmao what sane person wouldn't???

[nobodylikeshim]

Heartless~
Mmm! I thought so! 👠 👠 👠

It was very dull.
Of everything, huh? 🍒🍆
A woman after my own heart.
Well! How would you rate it? Without bias, if you can! 🤭🤭🤭

[oomfies]

what's THAT supposed to mean??

Well you can't blame me!
isn't it something everyone thinks abt
wait how'd you know i'm a girl
nevermind anyway i'm always going to have bias so a 0 out of 10
it did basically nothing for me because it was attached to me soo

[nobodylikeshim]

It means that you have a commanding personality that people like~ 😘

I won't tell!
It's a secret! 🤫🤫🤫

[ He guessed based on the comment of 'mom' and being very aware of her new parts. But he was ready to be wrong, too. ]

Aw.
Mine is attached to me, but I'm quite fond of it. 🍆 💗 💖
Poor Diego.
What a low score~

[oomfies]

and most people won't ever know about it so keep this shit under wraps!
not that you can tell anyone since i'm anon

[ it's ok... Lottie is terrible at keeping track of what she types so slips of information should be expected 😔 ]

Yeah....I figured
if I had a dick i would be too probably
tbh it's what he gets for walking around with a mullet
so it's not really my fault he got that rating!!!

[nobodylikeshim]

Can do!! 🤫🤫🤫

Right?
I haven't named mine.
But I know some people that do. 🍆 🍆 🍆
Of course, of course.
I'm his associate so I'll have to say I can't agree with that rating!
For the sake of fairness, I'll give him a 10/10.
😚😚😚😚
Though a 0/10 and a 10/10.
What score does he have with both of us as judges, I wonder.

[oomfies]

don't..that's corny as hell
and not sexy at ALL
i'd be embarrassed if mine had one tbh

look you can be his associate and still not be fake with the rating
i haven't even seen a 10/10 dick before and i doubt it's his
but i guess if we're being fair together it'd be a 5/10
which is still being generous