text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

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Comments

[nonehorse]

If you trust him, then I trust your opinion. Besides, there could be someone here neither of us have met yet...It wouldn't be hard to hide in the masses here. And most people rely on their Stands, so hiding one would be very hard.

Sorry for mentioning Dio without giving any actual context though! Of course Jotaro would try to forget that...From what I heard, he became involved with your family at least a hundred years ago. He...Stole your great-great-great-grandfather's body, after becoming a vampire? The story wasn't very clear when I heard it, but he definitely took Jonathan Joestar's body, and so became connected to your family by blood as well as by fate. He's the entire reason your family got Stands; he got one in Egypt, and so it was genetically passed on to the actual Joestar family. Your grandmother's stand almost killed her, so we had to kill Dio to save her from it, basically.

He's also generally an awful person. He manipulates and brainwashes and lies to people to make them do what he wants, so to have him out of this world would make it a lot better. But at the same time...If Dio's responsible for Star Platinum, I can't be too upset. He's definitely comforting to see, when you're not fighting him! I can't figure out why

wait

so you have a Stand too. Of course you do, I think I expected that, but
hm.

[getstoned]

I don’t know if I really trust him so much as I don’t have a reason to start hounding a priest just yet.
I mean he seems like a chill guy, but I don’t know him well enough one way or the other.

Dude, bro...
First off that’s kind of cool but also??? Creepy as hell??? Wtf man
But when you say like 100 years ago you mean like...
Okay wait you say my dad was a child so like 1980s right??
So 100 years from then is like 1800s?
I need to get some timelines in order here for reasons

Star platinum is pretty majestic like I want to take him to a ball game or something
But yeah, I got one of those. My dad left amulet with me for an emergency situation and was stabbed by it.
Like I didn’t know what to expect because like what the fuck no one ever explains these things
Stone free and I have gotten to know each other pretty well though, now they kind of pop out at inconvenient moments because apparently stands aren’t great at reading the atmosphere

[nonehorse]

Well, just be wary of him and make sure to form your own opinions as always. But it really wouldn't surprise me if it was someone completely unknown; Dio has operatives worldwide.

Timeline, timeline...Okay, so you're right about the 1800s I'm fairly sure! I couldn't give you exact years or anything, but it was definitely a long while ago, so early 1900s at the latest? And I'm from 1989, so even that much must be a long time ago for you...
Dio's not exactly human anymore, obviously. Considering he did magical surgery to replace his entire body, as just a sentient head...Vampires really do my head in to think about, to be honest. I'm glad they're a very, very rare thing or we'd be in a lot more trouble. Dio snatched Jonathan's body in the 1800s, then got thrown into the ocean in a coffin, and your great-grandfather had reports of a coffin with the letters D-I-O pulled out of the ocean onboard an empty trawler...Was that in 1987? I think it was. I hope that's somewhat of a timeline, though. It's wild, really!

That amulet must've had a piece of arrow in it...That's how most people get their Stands, if they don't get sick and die first. Not that you were in any danger of that, from the sounds of it! Still, that's not the best idea...It's helped from the sounds of it, but. Oh well. Stone Free is a nice name for it! Did you get to name yours? I'm a little sad that we couldn't name it after a tarot card like we named Star Platinum, but if I'm not around in your childhood, I suppose it makes sense. And Stands are reassuring, if nothing else. They make you feel less alone.

[getstoned]

i'll be sure to keep my guard up
and if anything is especially weird i'll keep you updated

wow, that really is a whole lot to happen. i never met an actual vampire before coming here. but this timeline is really helpful with something else i'm thinking of. like it's no big deal, but it does't hurt to have necessary information. so considering jonathan was the beginning of this all he'd def have the family birthmark right?? surprisingly enough i think this is the only thing i really know about them.

i guess that explains that. i know i got real sick as a kid and almost died, it kind of really upset my mom that dad wouldn't come home for that. i was just kind of let down. but when i got stabbed by the amulet it wasn't quite that bad, but i know it affected a couple of other people that handled it. i still have it on me strangely enough, dad gave a very strong lecture over how i had to protect it.

but yeah, i got to name stone free. it's kind of symbolic of the situation i was in at that moment, and i guess still am even if i'm not stuck in that prison for now. having sf with me has been a huge relief for many reasons, though i have to admit i was kind of worried when i couldn't use 'em when i first got here because of the trouble i got into with the doctors. but after getting a considerable chroma boost it worked out.