[Voice] - About Moon Cycle Antics...

[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna does not make much use out of the network, but figures she has a question and doesn't want her face attached to it, in the event that anyone puts two and two together and realises she's actually asking for a little assistance. In the most subtle way she can muster, anyway.]

Hello, lovelies.
I've a question and your cycle—moon—whatever you wish to call it—is irrelevant.

How you do handle traits you acquire that could potentially be harmful to others, or to yourself? A good example of this might be if you grow horns and don't want to gore anyone who comes near you or sleeps next to you. Another example of this might be if you acquire serpent traits and possibly have some form of venomous accompaniment. Not that I know how that would work.

But you get the point, I'm sure. I'm not asking for any specific reason other than curiosity, so please, indulge me.

Comments

[envoyoftwilight]

When you say you're a cat... and I've seen one or two of them where I come from... Are you that small, as well?

[She's just picturing a small black cat getting lost in her dark apartment. Travis would probably die until he became a human again.]

[lifehacker]

god no
i got the anime treatment: man with ears and a tail
also i can purr if you're into that

[envoyoftwilight]

You can purr?
Are you serious? You're teasing me, aren't you. You can't be serious.

[lifehacker]

Look, it's not moon time for me right now, and I can't do it on command.
But it happens! Ask Majima! He felt it!

[envoyoftwilight]

You're friends with Majima?

[Somehow... that seems... fitting...]

I will ask him about it. I want to hear it sometime. I suppose if it happens. Since you just said you can't do it on command.

[lifehacker]

I'm Cordis so any time the blue moon's up, I'm a fluffy boy.
Well, only in specific parts. I'm pretty smooth elsewhere.
But yeah we've been on a date. I think?
I wish he'd let me be more than friends but whatever we stab each other and that's better than anything else.

[envoyoftwilight]

[...She laughs. That's precious. Travis is precious, which is a weird thing to call someone like him, but there it is.]

I'll keep that in mind. Do you grow little claws and fangs, too? Perhaps you should bite and purr Majima into submission. Who could possibly resist such a handsome cat?

[lifehacker]

Little teeth.
I dunno but he's doin a great job so far.
He curled his big snake ass around me after he hurt me, though, so... I can't be that pissed off.

[envoyoftwilight]

Serpents don't have backsides, you know.

[...Do they?]

[lifehacker]

idk it was like a man-body snake-ass situation
so his whole pelvic+ zone was snake
therefore, Big Snake Ass.

[envoyoftwilight]

I'm not sure I'd call it that, but... I'll let you have this one because the mental image is funny. Sometime, the three of us will have to get together. You know he taught me to play a game from his world? Something about hitting balls with sticks. I thought it was fun. You might enjoy it, too.

[lifehacker]

Baseball?
That's wild.
I'm down. hmu sometime
Maybe we can get naked and have a lil threeway

[envoyoftwilight]

I don't... think it was... Majima would know. I'd have to ask him what it was again.

[...Cue... a... pause...
Because this question is unfortunately unavoidable.]

...A what? Also, I'm already naked. Or did you not notice.

[lifehacker]

oh
nice
ignore that mt
unless...?

[envoyoftwilight]

Ah, you didn't notice. Seems not many do. I should have waited to tell you in person so I could see your reaction firsthand.

[There's a pause.]

What is it with your kind and that anyway? I'm surprised Light Dwellers are so conservative. Although from what I've heard, it has to do with facing consequences for public indecency.

[Look at that, distracted from three-way conversations already. But then the topic of nudity tends to be a distracting one.]

voice

[lifehacker]

[ Okay, he'll just talk to His Lady rather than use text like some tinder fuckboy. ]

it's a cultural thing
nudity is viewed differently even among... uh, Light Dwellers, I guess
personally i like having some things hidden so the unknown is like. there. waiting to be unhidden.
that how lingere works i think
softcore shit

[envoyoftwilight]

[Oh, there we go. She rather likes his voice, admittedly. Not that she'll easily say as much.]

Lingerie? I think I've seen that while looking around at some of the shops. I have to confess that the clothing here is just too much for me. If I had it my way, I wouldn't wear anything either. And for the most part... I don't.

i put it in text format by accident PLEASE... HE'S TALKING... IN HIS ROBIN ATKIN DOWNES VOICE

[lifehacker]

You can get away with it. I couldn't.

That's the difference.

I KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT. SPEAK TO ME MORE, SEXY ASSASSIN.

[envoyoftwilight]

Well, I bet there's a way around that. There's magic all over the place, Travis. Surely there's a way to make that work without you getting in trouble for it.

[Again, she has yet to get in conflict for going around topless most of the time. If all it takes is a matter of skin appearance... Couldn't they just change how Travis looks?]

[lifehacker]

Probably. Moonblessed are sacred or some shit anyway. If I don't get in trouble for fucking in public parks, they probably don't care that much. I just like my shirts, honestly.

[envoyoftwilight]

[A... super. Long. Pause.]

Did you just. Say that the Moonblessed are sacred? Where in the name of the gods did you hear that?

[So she's not just a princess, she's a SACRED princess? This is turning into the best day ever.]

[lifehacker]

What? Nobody said it, it's just how they treat us. If we were JUST special batteries, they'd keep us penned and juiced with Viagra n' shit.

[envoyoftwilight]

Oh.

[Cue that rapid disappointment.]

For a moment there, I liked the idea of being referred to as 'sacred.' One step away from being worshipped. I suppose you do have a point, however. We're not being treated as animals, though some of us— [She means him in this teasing tone.] —clearly are.

Rrrowr.

[lifehacker]

[ He gets the message. Travis can make mock-purring sounds even without Cordis giving him the ability to actually rumble with purrs. ]

[envoyoftwilight]

[She laughs. Easily, at that. Funny how Travis is good at making that happen.]

You're adorable.
I got distracted, however. You said you and Majima-san are friends, right? [Or something like it.] What do you think we should do? I'm not sure what you guys like...

[...Besides... three-ways...? Midna will have to look that one up.]