first text; looking for a good time in all the wrong places

[toservehuman]

before we go on our big adventure...
does anyone know where i can buy a whip?

Comments

[toservehuman]

is it really? this place isn't as open-minded as i thought.

[compagno]

There's being open-minded and then there's announcing it as your hello.

I'm guessing you could find one in PrismaPlace, though.

[toservehuman]

it's never too soon. this world intends for us to get very close very quickly. or would you prefer a more formal introduction?

hello. my name is shell overlord. it's a pleasure to meet you.

[compagno]

I guess you're not wrong there.

I'm Leonardo da Vinci. It's a pleasure to meet you, too.

[toservehuman]

and now that we've formally been introduced, it's not too soon to ask if you've found a store that sells quality whips.

[compagno]

I guess not! I would check out Prismaplace, it has all the higher-end stores so the quality should be better.

[toservehuman]

thank you for the suggestion! i think i'm going to work on being the change i want to see in the world.

[compagno]

Good luck, then. I can imagine you'll find plenty of willing partners hoping to make some chroma.