text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

deep question here

concept: you have a superpower if you didn't already have one. some of you guys do, some of you don't, whatever. you have a new one. who cares about the logistics

it's any power you want. what is that power what's it do

the trick is that it has one drawback so i guess make that up too

example: i would command a hoard of snakes to do my bidding
drawback: i can no longer chew food i must swallow my food whole

Comments

un: lancelot

[silvercrusader]

i can see the future

but now i know everythin so there goes the surprise in life

OR superstrength

the drawback is that im extra hot now so girls won't leave me alone

what's your real answer?

[teaserving]

hmmm oh boy knowing the future that's great

real answer
i turn every liquid into a drinkable alcoholic beverage
drawback: everyone wants a drink for free
my curse my burden

1/2

[silvercrusader]

right??

what if you didn't tell anyone

i mean like vodka just looks like water

i bet you could get away with it

real drawback: constant hangovers

[silvercrusader]

ALCOHOL TOLERANCE GOES UP

[teaserving]

god i'd never have to pay for another drink again

why the fuck isnt this my power

[silvercrusader]

because you'd be too powerful

anyway what would you call it

it can't just oh my god you could call it the jesus effect

water

into

wine

[teaserving]

god had to make me this way so i wouldn't overpower the rest of the world

it's called personal jesus

[silvercrusader]

hmmmm

no

bad name

try again

[teaserving]

it's too late
it's set in stone
i cant take it back

[silvercrusader]

you can't go through life with that as your power name that's pathetic

how are you gonna shout that out in the middle of a bar or something huh?? you're just gonna look stupid

[teaserving]

i dont need to take this from a guy with a stump for a hairdo

[silvercrusader]

wow

okay

first of all fuck you, it's an amazing hairstyle

second of all you know i'm right and lashing out at me's just sad

third of all seriously, fuck you, you wish you could get your hair to look like this

[teaserving]

1: no it's not
2: how am i supposed to trust a man with no eyebrows either
3: i would rather die again

[silvercrusader]

1: yes it is
2: you have white hair and black eyebrows so what is the truth, buddy, either you draw them on or dye your hair but either way you're not coming out of this on top
3: j e a l o u s

[teaserving]

1: no it's not
2: i draw them in so people can definitely see my disappointment in them
3: clearly we need to take a poll on how stupid your hair is

[silvercrusader]

1, 2: SO YOU CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY EYEBROWS CAN YOU
3: only if we talk about ur

purple


starfish




thing

[teaserving]

IT'S A HAT YOU IDIOT

[silvercrusader]

is it

[teaserving]

YES

[silvercrusader]

holy shit invest in a baseball cap

[teaserving]

sure when you stop making your hair look like a pillar of shame