text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

deep question here

concept: you have a superpower if you didn't already have one. some of you guys do, some of you don't, whatever. you have a new one. who cares about the logistics

it's any power you want. what is that power what's it do

the trick is that it has one drawback so i guess make that up too

example: i would command a hoard of snakes to do my bidding
drawback: i can no longer chew food i must swallow my food whole

Comments

[distort]

Surely it can't be that difficult to find yourself a job here.

[teaserving]

so your superpower is asking me about my current employment status
drawback: my apathy

un: lancelot

[silvercrusader]

i can see the future

but now i know everythin so there goes the surprise in life

OR superstrength

the drawback is that im extra hot now so girls won't leave me alone

what's your real answer?

[teaserving]

hmmm oh boy knowing the future that's great

real answer
i turn every liquid into a drinkable alcoholic beverage
drawback: everyone wants a drink for free
my curse my burden

1/2

[silvercrusader]

right??

what if you didn't tell anyone

i mean like vodka just looks like water

i bet you could get away with it

real drawback: constant hangovers

[silvercrusader]

ALCOHOL TOLERANCE GOES UP

[teaserving]

god i'd never have to pay for another drink again

why the fuck isnt this my power

[silvercrusader]

because you'd be too powerful

anyway what would you call it

it can't just oh my god you could call it the jesus effect

water

into

wine

[teaserving]

god had to make me this way so i wouldn't overpower the rest of the world

it's called personal jesus

[silvercrusader]

hmmmm

no

bad name

try again

[teaserving]

it's too late
it's set in stone
i cant take it back

[silvercrusader]

you can't go through life with that as your power name that's pathetic

how are you gonna shout that out in the middle of a bar or something huh?? you're just gonna look stupid

[teaserving]

i dont need to take this from a guy with a stump for a hairdo

[silvercrusader]

wow

okay

first of all fuck you, it's an amazing hairstyle

second of all you know i'm right and lashing out at me's just sad

third of all seriously, fuck you, you wish you could get your hair to look like this

[teaserving]

1: no it's not
2: how am i supposed to trust a man with no eyebrows either
3: i would rather die again

[silvercrusader]

1: yes it is
2: you have white hair and black eyebrows so what is the truth, buddy, either you draw them on or dye your hair but either way you're not coming out of this on top
3: j e a l o u s

[teaserving]

1: no it's not
2: i draw them in so people can definitely see my disappointment in them
3: clearly we need to take a poll on how stupid your hair is

« text » username: foxlike

[foxtouched]

hello!
you've posed a good question!

ahh, maybe....

"I can speak in any language I desire no matter how rare"
but
"I cannot speak in said language unless someone is speaking to me in it."

something like that?

[teaserving]

there you go
that's basically it

that's not a bad pick, language can be a pain in the ass

surprised that you wouldn't go for something more powerful though

[foxtouched]

does it have to be physically powerful?
language can be very powerful, too!
some people could use incantations
and use powerful spells, perhaps?

but I just think knowledge is good enough for me.
do you like snakes?

[tropism]

[ un. GOLDILOCKS. ]

That means you’ll be known as Snebbacchio, which I think is adorable.

[ I know you’ve been waiting for this your whole life ]

[teaserving]

delete this

[teaserving]

you have a pretty creative slant on this. not bad.

snakes are all right. i just figured some people hate snakes, so it'd be kind of hilarious to send a tidal wave of snakes at people.

[foxtouched]

Thank you
it's very kind of you to say!
it was very creative of you to offer up a thought like this, too.

though I think snakes are kind too, though
they hurt only those that hurt them

what made you think of talking about this?

[teaserving]

i guess it's a different twist on the "what superpower would you choose" question everyone gives

then i'd make for a shitty snake but that's neither here nor there

sometimes i'd think about how some powers might be utterly useless. but it's what you make of it, i guess.