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[teaserving]

deep question here

concept: you have a superpower if you didn't already have one. some of you guys do, some of you don't, whatever. you have a new one. who cares about the logistics

it's any power you want. what is that power what's it do

the trick is that it has one drawback so i guess make that up too

example: i would command a hoard of snakes to do my bidding
drawback: i can no longer chew food i must swallow my food whole

Comments

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[nobodylikeshim]

sure sure!!
i summon an entire zoo
i can't control any of them
there are just angry animals everywhere
someone will die in that chaos
probably!!

[teaserving]

what the hell's the point of summoning an entire zoo if you can't even control them

[nobodylikeshim]

for funsies

[teaserving]

well okay enjoy your animal stampede i guess

[nobodylikeshim]

[ was going to be serious then went, nah, fuck it ]

we'll all enjoy it together

🐶 🐱 🐭 🐹 🐰 🦊 🦝 🐻 🐼 🦘 🦡 🐨 🐯 🦁 🐮 🐷 🐽 🐸 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐔 🐧 🐦 🐤 🐣 🐥 🦆 🦢 🦅 🦉 🦚 🦜 🦇 🐺 🐗 🐴 🦄 🐝 🐛 🦋 🐌 🐚 🐞 🐜 🦗 🕷 🕸 🦂 🦟 🦠 🐢 🐍 🦎 🦖 🦕 🐙 🦑 🦐 🦀 🐡 🐠 🐟 🐬 🐳 🐋 🦈 🐊 🐅 🐆 🦓 🦍 🐘 🦏 🦛 🐪 🐫 🦙 🦒 🐃 🐂 🐄 🐎 🐖 🐏 🐑 🐐 🦌 🐕 🐩 🐈 🐓 🦃 🕊 🐇 🐁 🐀 🐿 🦔

and i will call my ability: "animal parade"

[teaserving]

at least the animals can roam free

or whatever they do as animals

sucks if you're from the ocean i guess

[nobodylikeshim]

it does
i wonder if i just keep summoning aquatic life to land
mmm
that's a lot of flounder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIgbPTBINhk

[teaserving]

a lot of really dead flounder
fuck that'd smell.

SHIT TON OF FISH

[nobodylikeshim]

it would
i regret my decisions about this ability

[teaserving]

can't take it back you're cursed now in this imaginary scenario

[nobodylikeshim]

Oh well!
Animal Parade isn't meant to be a great ability as it is meant to be fun.
And what is more fun than an entire Oo showing up during battle?