text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

deep question here

concept: you have a superpower if you didn't already have one. some of you guys do, some of you don't, whatever. you have a new one. who cares about the logistics

it's any power you want. what is that power what's it do

the trick is that it has one drawback so i guess make that up too

example: i would command a hoard of snakes to do my bidding
drawback: i can no longer chew food i must swallow my food whole

Comments

[goneforawalk]

yes

i mean you could call me vlad or alucard, my master's family calls me alucard

but i'm definitely dracula

[teaserving]

what do you wanna be called?

[goneforawalk]

[ haha no one's asked him this in over a century, what is autonomy, he kind of shuts down for a minute.

but, eventually: ]

it'd probably be easiest to just use one name here i guess

alucard is fine, i'm used to it

[teaserving]

that's just dracula backwards
but all right

leone abbacchio
most people just call me abbacchio

[goneforawalk]

i never said abraham van helsing was creative when he gave it to me, i'm aware it's stupid

pleased to meet you, abbacchio

[teaserving]

you'd think a guy with a last name like helsing could come up with something better but fuck him i guess

give it time

[goneforawalk]

well he was real creative when it came to torture, but i suppose naming me wasn't a priority, or he wanted me to sound stupid

a pleasant man to be sure

oh? you'd be surprised by my standards

[teaserving]

what the fuck was he doing with you?

if you don't have any standards then i guess you'll be fine

[goneforawalk]

decades of torture and experimentation to make me stronger and a perfect servant for his family legacy

you know, the usual when you defeat the king of all vampires in battle and refuse to kill him like a man

not that i'm bitter or anything

i have negative standards we're fine

[teaserving]

well
fuck
ok
can you get drunk?

[goneforawalk]

no

well

yes

but it takes a hell of a lot of wine

[teaserving]

youre in luck i try to keep a stock of wine
and you sound like someone who could use a fucking lot of it