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[hagrides]

Hello, fellow Moonblessed. If you'll oblige me with some of your time, I have a few questions about humans. That species is nonexistent where I hail from, so please forgive my curiosity, and I apologize in advance if any of these are rude.

1. Humans have no shells or carapace, and their clothing seems more decorative than protective. Am I correct in assuming that they use magic to defend themselves?

2. Do humans go through metamorphosis? I don't believe I have seen a human larva or grub here, though I admit I do not know how I would distinguish human young from an adult other than size.

3. Most humans that I have seen have hair primarily on their heads, rather than their whole body like, for example, a spider. Does that not make regulating their temperature more complicated?

That will be all for now. Once again, I thank you for your assistance.

[...Grimm is doing his best.]

Comments

[hagrides]

[Their parent was a dick. But 'Pure Vessel' isn't a much better title.]

I imagine the lack of facial expression is also troublesome. Regardless, you have my gratitude for the attempt.

[trivialpursuit]

[These are both terrible. Bad parenting in action.]

That much I'm pretty accustomed to, actually. Still; it was no problem.

[hagrides]

[it only gets worse from here]

They have very few friends due to complex circumstances, and I worry for them. If you would seek their company again, I would be certain to repay you.

[He makes sure to pay his debts to mortals in that mortal's lifetime.]

[trivialpursuit]

Well

you don't have to repay me, but I'll keep them in mind.

[If he wants to hold hands and look a pictures of foxes again, which, you know. Maybe. Very few friends... he knows that one well.]

[hagrides]

I insist. I am someone who repays his debts, and that one is too dear to me for words.

If you would not accept any grand gesture in return, perhaps lunch?

[trivialpursuit]

[repay him with cool wings tbh]

Lunch sounds better than something grand. I could do lunch.

[hagrides]

Then lunch it is. Shall we hash out a time and place?

[shall I jump in kakyoin's inbox or will you jump in grimm's]

[trivialpursuit]

Sure. I'm not very busy.

[come 2 my window]