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[hagrides]

Hello, fellow Moonblessed. If you'll oblige me with some of your time, I have a few questions about humans. That species is nonexistent where I hail from, so please forgive my curiosity, and I apologize in advance if any of these are rude.

1. Humans have no shells or carapace, and their clothing seems more decorative than protective. Am I correct in assuming that they use magic to defend themselves?

2. Do humans go through metamorphosis? I don't believe I have seen a human larva or grub here, though I admit I do not know how I would distinguish human young from an adult other than size.

3. Most humans that I have seen have hair primarily on their heads, rather than their whole body like, for example, a spider. Does that not make regulating their temperature more complicated?

That will be all for now. Once again, I thank you for your assistance.

[...Grimm is doing his best.]

Comments

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[hagrides]

His wife had to pick him up and carry him to bed before he passed out on the floor. It was delightful.

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[itsknighttime]

the plot thickens
a wife too huh
now all i got is the idea of an old god frat party
its going to be with me for days

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[hagrides]

Please enjoy it at your leisure. For the benefit of your imagining, his wife is a tree who is easily triple his height.

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[itsknighttime]

inspired by true events

[[Attached is this feral masterpiece foaming in its own simplicity. It's a masterpiece to Dave.]]

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[hagrides]

[Please hold as Grimm is cackling too hard to immediately respond.]

I am going to hang this masterpiece in my apartment.

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[itsknighttime]

[[He'll take a good laugh, it's not like he's doing exactly the most serious attempt at art.]]

well shit if i knew that id have signed it for you
im sure if they get here theyll be thrilled to see what a psychic rendition pulled straight from the mind of his bro thats hanging on your wall

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[hagrides]

Positively delighted, I'm sure.

[Wyrm would hate it. Just imaging his reaction makes Grimm a little giddy.]

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[itsknighttime]

means ive done my job
speakin of my job i have a few things i gotta get done
dont be a stranger man im chill with whatever bug society shit you throw around as long as it aint gonna hurt no one yanno?
was real cool talking to you

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[hagrides]

Likewise. I look forward to our next coversation.