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[itsknighttime]

its like 4am so the best time to post anything anywhere
im going to keep this short
anyone know a software app on here that does actual music making?
i got what i got on my glasses but maybe theres something better here since we got tech from all the fuck over the place
an actual turntable would be fuckin amazing but im not holding my breath i can save up my succubus and or incubus solar panel points for it

ok thanks

(( OOC: Hello! If you hate quirk for Homestuck, you're not alone. Please let me know here, this goes for his lack of punctuation, too.))

Comments

[sanguinertia]

Lame!! Red is the best color! ...Although I guess yellow and blue and black are cool, too!

[ Because she loves her color-coded friends. ]

[itsknighttime]

[[He huffs an amused noise and maybe there's even a little smirk on his lips.]]

Damn, well as long as red's the best. I guess the rainbow isn't so bad. Got a whole society of aliens back home who might or might not agree with you but I think that's cool. Right down to the black spectrum. Red and black aren't so bad either. Then 'gain red and yellow isn't so bad. Or red and blue.

[sanguinertia]

Uh...why do the aliens hate red?

[ You might have to run that one by her again, Dave. ]

[itsknighttime]

[[A shoulder shrug and he's sure he could explain the sufferer in small tense, but it's not something he heard too much on. Not past basics.]]

Something about it in their society they don't like 'cause it ain't their norm. It's stupid. They've got this whole system worked out on colour coding and if you don't fall in those lines you're not part of their shitty cool kid club. I think it's dumb but it's not my society. If it was I'd probably have fucked it up worse trying to fix it.

[sanguinertia]

That sounds...........really confusing! At least that's not a thing here. We're just, you know, "moonblessed".

[itsknighttime]

It's not so bad. Twelve colours, one of which's dead and gone so really only eleven. Warmer colours are lower, cool colours are higher... but yeah I'd hate a caste system here or anywhere. Let's just live. Live and not have to be furries would be great.

[sanguinertia]

I mean, I don't mind being part wolf sometimes! It's fun. I can smell more?

[itsknighttime]

You could even rent out your services to the police stations around here. Or finding lost items.
Okay it's not so bad.

[sanguinertia]

I mean, that could be pretty fun! I should get SOME kinda part time job I...guess? Beyond, uh...hugging people to afford cake?

[itsknighttime]

[[He shrugs his shoulder, shifting in place.]]

I mean that's basically a job here isn't it? They expect us to generate Chroma. Plus cake sounds like a damn good reason to give a guy a hug you know? If that were the way back home I'd think about it.

[sanguinertia]

So you won't hug people for just cake??

[itsknighttime]

I mean.
[[He pauses in momentary thought.]]
It depends on what kind of cake and it depends on what kind of person.

If some like ninety year old man comes up to me and a says "Would you like some cake little boy" I'm pretty much guaranteed to do a background check before I say yes.

[sanguinertia]

Okay, then! What if I needed help to grab some strawberry cake?? I'm not ninety years old! I'm seventeen.

[itsknighttime]

Oh.

[[That is an entirely different story.
It's hard to parse out how friendly people are here even if it's what they have to do to survive it still doesn't hit him.]]

Well shit yeah.
I'm not a shady guy so I'd say you're safe. I could go for helping a nice girl get an equally nice cake. Especially since we're red buddies.
I don't know the grading scale but I can forewarn you I don't hug people often. I'm not a huggisseur if you will.

[sanguinertia]

Oh! I can totally help you! I hug people ALL the time. Mostly my sister? Or my uncle. Or my friends!

[ She's...very friendly, in the cheerful protagonist sense. ]

[itsknighttime]

A hug tutor, huh? From an expert?
Damn, if I'm not careful this kind of power wielded in a haphazard way is going to implode this universe.
I promise I'll treat the teachings with the respect and cake they deserve.

[[Which is the only way he can say yes, that would be nice, without dying.]]

[sanguinertia]

I'll also accept other forms of food! ...Like, maybe candy pizza? Everyone keeps saying "No, Ruby, you can't eat candy pizza! It's unhealthy!" But what do they know?

[ A lot, maybe. ]

[itsknighttime]

Clearly they need to try candy pizza and realize how fuckin' awesome food is in all its glorious forms.

[[Dave is not one of those people.]]

Fuck it, let's make a candy pizza, eat cake and we send selfies to the haters.

[sanguinertia]

You are my new favorite person.

[ THE FIRST TO SAY...YES... ]

[itsknighttime]

wait to see how our stomachs feel after candy pizza then you can say that
any time you want to be daring hit me right up and i am down to chow town
not even because its the outfit i came in with but ill even wear red
ooo maybe we get red candies too
pick all red toppings

[[This is the worst, best thing ever.]]

[sanguinertia]

yes!!!!!!! i would TOTALLY be down for that. although aren't a lot of red candies spicy?