text 🥂 people on the network are especially horny today [nsfw]

[champagnetower]

Are you a top or a bottom?

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[herocomplex]

lolllll
usually i prefer the top bunk of a bed cause it’s more fun!!
butt im not really picky if someone wants the top more cuz im nice ig

[champagnetower]

I hope you have high ceilings to make way for a bumpy ride!

[herocomplex]

haha
uh
ok??

yeah i mean i guess they're pretty high

[champagnetower]

That is great news!
On the other hand if you didn't and enjoyed it that way, that would be acceptable too.

[herocomplex]

im really confused about wats going on here
butt i mean
if i don't like it, u would know it for sure

[garb4ge]

Not what he's asking, my dude.

[This is his boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen. Sometimes he's still surprised.]

[herocomplex]

i mean
what else could he possibly be asking about

top and bottom of a pool
top and bottom of a garbage can
cream on the top of bottom of a dessert

or maybe like
that one time
i guess our first time
and you told me that i should "go on top"

_{[ Bingo. ]}

[garb4ge]

--Fourth time's the charm, I guess

[herocomplex]

oh..........
well my answer is the same in any case

[garb4ge]

I mean, I already knew that.

[herocomplex]

lol... don't tell anyone!!!
_{[ America, this is a public network, but anyway. ]}

seems kinda forward to ask everyone this, doesn't it???

[garb4ge]

Depends on how much sex this dude is planning to have

Maybe he just wants a reference so he knows how to approach everyone properly. Maximize his chances of success.

[herocomplex]

it's kind of an intrusive question
man i wish i would have thought of it first