text | un: arancia

[volas]

hey im lookin 4 a tutor
one thats good at math and basic school stuff
nothin 2 complicated!
just dont stab me w/anything if im not good thats all im asking 4:/
im tryin 2 finish school but idk how 2 get into the ones around here

ps if u also like snoop dogg we can jam out:)
once i find where 2 download his tunes on this planet
any1 got a download link ??
grazie!

Comments

[nobodylikeshim]

It's something I use every day... more or less.

And five-hundred seventy six.

[volas]

[ wow... he JUST realized he has no way of checking if this is correct given his own math skills! ]

o shit u answered fast
that either means u guessed or ur super good
u use math everyday?????? FOR WHAT?

1/2

[nobodylikeshim]

[ wow... hisoka realizes he could have just said anything and it would have been believed. he's very disappointed in himself right now. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Oh. You know.

For everything.

[ Murder. ]

[volas]

no way
ur just saying that
theres NO way u use math for EVERYTHING
u dont need math to eat! or sleep! or anything normal like that

[nobodylikeshim]

Of course, you do.

[ Yeah, sure, sure. ]

When eating out, you should give at least a 15-25% tip, after all~ That's only polite. [ :) And serves his purposes if he goes back there, too. ] These things you have to calculate.

And with sleep, that's easy! You sometimes have to decide how many hours you're actually going to be able to sleep, right? That's just simple subtraction.

Deciding how much chroma you have and how much to spend and how much you can generate so that you can continue at a comfortable pace, etc. etc.! It's in everything. [ :) But mostly murder. Mostly murder. Figure out the velocity at which one has to throw a severed head in order to kill a person. SOLVE FOR X, NARANCIA! ]

[volas]

[ WAIT A MINUTE.... this all lowkey makes sense. is this why math is important to know? he feels like he just had an a-ha moment. sure, he's wanted to actually finish school, but he guesses he never really thinks too hard about the day-to-day applications, except when in the face of a problem.. ]

wtf ur kinda right...
i mean counting i can do
for like my sleeping!!
but ig i nvr thought abt all that other stuff
u srsly calculate how much u gotta make and spend?????
IS THAT NORMAL??

[ can you spell teenage criminal who never has a steady income and just spends it on stupid shit ]

[nobodylikeshim]

It is. [ :)

Tbf! Hisoka also uses his money for stupid shit. But he has to be aware of how much he has cause sometimes he would need to contact a friend to fix him up and that shit is expensive ... If he can't pay, he might end up with literally having no limbs. :( ]

That's called budgeting! It isn't too much fun, but sometimes has to be done to make sure you can have all the fun you want.

[volas]

damn u rly are the real deal
u sound smart as fuck!
i nvr tried that budgeting shit
do u think u cld help me w/that??

[nobodylikeshim]

Ha ha.
Of course!
Professor Hisoka is here for all needs.

[volas]

awesome!!
nice 2 meet u hisoka then
u can call me narancia!

[nobodylikeshim]

Nice to meet you, Narancia~
Since I'm alwaaaaay free, you can tell me when you want me, okaaaay?