text; username: weissdrachen

[ritterstand]

For those of you who are pet owners - particularly those of cats, what advice do you have for someone whose cat seems to have eschewed their bed in favour of sleeping on your chest and/or face?

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The picture was taken by my best friend who was concerned that I did not immediately answer the door (I was trapped, I didn't want to disturb my cat he seemed so peaceful...)

I have no problems with him in my bed, but it is not a pleasant sensation to wake up not being able to breathe because there is a bundle of cat in the way.

I'm not saying that my cat is trying to kill me, but there have been a couple of close calls. Do I need to bribe him back to his bed? Or is his bed insufficient and he needs another one?

Comments

[ritterstand]

Hey, you know who looks cute?

You ;)

[loewenbien]

Uwoh! Lancey!! What's that about?!

Everyone knows you're the CUTEST ;) ;) ;)

[ritterstand]

Can't I appreciate how cute my best friend is?

[loewenbien]

Of course you can. But you know, my best friend is even cuter, hehe!

And far more prettier when smiling!

[ritterstand]

Vane! You are handsome and cute in your own right, you don't have to compare yourself with me all the time.

Also I'm hungry.

[loewenbien]

I can't help it, my Lancey's the most beauty!

... didn't I just feed you? You're turning into Mute!