anonymous text | in a strange young world

[inuko]

Question: if you're having really vivid dreams that leave you waking up... messy, what are they and how do you make them stop?

[ when you skipped past puberty, don't know what to call a wet dream, and have no internet searching skills... you make the mistake of asking the internet. but seriously. how do you make them stop?! at least give him a term to research, please! ]

Comments

[nobodylikeshim]

Certain people. ♥

Ah, those sort of answers, huh. ♠ I see. You really don't know the old fashioned way.

Anyway, if someone asks that, they're flirting with you. So, file that away for later. ♥

[inuko]

... Okay, but if they're flirting, it's not like they're doing anything to you, right?

[ basically is he supposed to care oooorrrrrr ]

And you haven't answered what this "old fashioned way" is supposed to be.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ He weeps for the people who wish to start a "route" with this pure person. Kind of. Not really. It'll be fun to explain things anyway!! ]

I didn't. ♠
It is with your hand. ♥
That is deal with all ""frustrations"" with your hand. ♥

[inuko]

[ This person's still being mysterious as far as Shino's concerned, because what does his hand have to do with it? Washing??? Things by hand??? Because he's done that! He uses his hand(s) to clean up after himself all the time anyway! ]

Yeah, that's really not helpful?

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Wow. Amazing. ]

Sorry, sorry. ♥
I mean that before bed that you should get familiar

[ He stares at what he's writing and lets out a small sigh. Really! Some people need it spelled out for them, huh? .... actually, what would be more fun.. ]

with yourself by lying on one of your arms until it goes to sleep. You know, the whole arm tingles. Surely you know that, right? ♥

After that! You make the mess yourself with that hand. ♥ Make sense?

[inuko]

[ ................................................ now he knows he's being messed with. mocked! who the heck makes their arm go numb? (and hisoka, the concept of that being the stranger in this situation would be even stranger to him, considering he's never so much as felt compelled to touch himself before. ]

Okay, so... your advice is to make a mess after making my arm go numb.

That sounds horrible, thanks.

[nobodylikeshim]

That's just how it is. ♥

It's the old fashioned way if tea doesn't help.

[inuko]

[ this person is the worst? the tea at least sounds promising, but what the heck was the rest of that? how is that even old fashioned, it just sounds outright stupid... ]

Here's to hoping the tea works.

[ because not even in desperation is he falling for this trolling! ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Here's hoping!! ♥