anonymous text | in a strange young world

[inuko]

Question: if you're having really vivid dreams that leave you waking up... messy, what are they and how do you make them stop?

[ when you skipped past puberty, don't know what to call a wet dream, and have no internet searching skills... you make the mistake of asking the internet. but seriously. how do you make them stop?! at least give him a term to research, please! ]

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great way to start a cr. even if hes anon

[puppety]

Messy?
Like a messy bed?

( this is clearly not a text mika should engage in but ok. )

text; un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

Hmmm, messy, huh? ♥
I suggest finding someone to get messy with instead. ♥

lmfasd ah, yes, great... embarrassing beginnings

[inuko]

[ that's part of the problem and part of what annoys him?! whatever sousuke dealt with going through puberty was not a series of subjects shino ever heard about, hence: this disaster. ]

That's part of it, yeah. It's annoying.

lmao cuts right to the partner proactive response, huh, hisoka

[inuko]

That sounds like a pain. Is that seriously the only advice you can offer?

WINK WINK WINK WINK WONK

[nobodylikeshim]

Why is it a pain? ♦
Hm, did you want herbal remedies? ♠

Shino: way too bothersome

[inuko]

Who puts more energy into making sure they wake up clean?

Anyway, sure, herbal remedies would be great.

[ it's the kind of thing Hamaji might have... done... but he'd have never freaking told her! not in a million years! there are things his little sister need never know, that's absolutely one of them! ]

HISOKA: sadder wonk wink

[nobodylikeshim]

Certain people. ♣

Try some chamomile tea? ♦ I hear it's good for stress and easing the mind.

LADSLJK

[inuko]

Like you, I'm guessing.

Chamomile... sure, it's worth a try. Thank you!

[nobodylikeshim]

Of course! ♥

You're welcome. And if that doesn't work, well, I suppose there's always the old, old fashioned way. ♣

[inuko]

Which would be what, exactly?

[ ........................ shino ]

1/2

[nobodylikeshim]

......................

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Is he being messed around with? He suddenly wonders but he decides on saying instead!!! ]

The level of some people's purity is astounding even to me. ♠

[inuko]

[ not even a little, though this response makes Shino frown. what? ]

You're mocking me, aren't you.

[ don't say mysterious things if you don't expect people to ask about them, okay! and it's not that he's pure, he's just... lacking context? sheltered? out of his element?

... pure. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

I cannot help but wonder if I'm the one being mocked. ♦

But hey, hey! Here's a pop quiz for you. If someone happens to touch your hair and say that it's so beautiful that they need to style it for you, what would your response be? ♠

[inuko]

[ how in the world is this related to literally anything here?! and who gives pop quizzes? he's not in school! it's not like there's a right or wrong answer to something like this anyway, right? ]

Who asks for help them mocks the people offering advice?

I don't know, wouldn't it depend on context? If they're a creepy acting stranger, tell them no and leave. If it's someone who styles hair for a living, it's probably something they're into, right? Doesn't mean I'd care or want my hair styled, so say thanks and return to whatever I was doing. If it's someone I know, and they're not being a jerk, let them style my hair, I guess. If I don't have anything better to do.

anon text;

[winepouring]

[ Why is it whenever he checks this thing, it's always something like this?

Ah, he feels bad for this guy, though... For the past several hundred years, he hasn't had to worry about this! Hasn't had to sleep! The answer is: Ascend to godhood, don't sleep anymore! Unless you need to sleep in a show of solidarity to your more mortal friend...

He is so glad he learned how to use the "anonymous" option. ]

There's no way to make them stop. You just need to reach the bath first before anyone else.

[nobodylikeshim]

Certain people. ♥

Ah, those sort of answers, huh. ♠ I see. You really don't know the old fashioned way.

Anyway, if someone asks that, they're flirting with you. So, file that away for later. ♥

[inuko]

[ This is.... terrible news. So annoying! This can't seriously be true! He lives with another male teenager at home! He's not constantly showering in the morning!

He also has a dog sharing his body and is half a soul so... things might be weird there. Still. ]

You can't be serious, tha's such a pain! It's not like I don't bathe every day as it is, but you're supposed to just, run for the bath and do what, change your sheets every time?!

[inuko]

... Okay, but if they're flirting, it's not like they're doing anything to you, right?

[ basically is he supposed to care oooorrrrrr ]

And you haven't answered what this "old fashioned way" is supposed to be.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ He weeps for the people who wish to start a "route" with this pure person. Kind of. Not really. It'll be fun to explain things anyway!! ]

I didn't. ♠
It is with your hand. ♥
That is deal with all ""frustrations"" with your hand. ♥

[inuko]

[ This person's still being mysterious as far as Shino's concerned, because what does his hand have to do with it? Washing??? Things by hand??? Because he's done that! He uses his hand(s) to clean up after himself all the time anyway! ]

Yeah, that's really not helpful?

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Wow. Amazing. ]

Sorry, sorry. ♥
I mean that before bed that you should get familiar

[ He stares at what he's writing and lets out a small sigh. Really! Some people need it spelled out for them, huh? .... actually, what would be more fun.. ]

with yourself by lying on one of your arms until it goes to sleep. You know, the whole arm tingles. Surely you know that, right? ♥

After that! You make the mess yourself with that hand. ♥ Make sense?

[inuko]

[ ................................................ now he knows he's being messed with. mocked! who the heck makes their arm go numb? (and hisoka, the concept of that being the stranger in this situation would be even stranger to him, considering he's never so much as felt compelled to touch himself before. ]

Okay, so... your advice is to make a mess after making my arm go numb.

That sounds horrible, thanks.

[nobodylikeshim]

That's just how it is. ♥

It's the old fashioned way if tea doesn't help.

[inuko]

[ this person is the worst? the tea at least sounds promising, but what the heck was the rest of that? how is that even old fashioned, it just sounds outright stupid... ]

Here's to hoping the tea works.

[ because not even in desperation is he falling for this trolling! ]